Could someone lend me some earplugs?
When you ask your mom if you can go stay at a friend’s house, and she says “No”, she might have a @%$*good reason.
Instead of unleashing a plethora of expletives (BITCH, for example…) and ranting around the house like a crazy lunatic, slamming doors, listing reasons why you hate your mother and why she is the WORST MOTHER EVER (yeah, nice try) and how she is BiPolar and crap, you might want to sit and discuss the matter like an adult.
Have we not discussed the “spoonful of sugar” strategy? Yeah, well, try it sometime.
(Jesus, couldn’t God just give me ONE bitchy?)
psst. I'm hiding from Sassy over here today....