8/11/09

Wait, what IS your name???

Yes, I am still on my sister vacation. However, I wanted to share the two (important) text messages I received from Bitchy yesterday. You will NOT believe it. (I think perhaps it's invasion of the body snatchers, or something... ) Here they are:


"The dog misses you very much. "




"and so do I."



Someone get out the smelling salts and call missing persons.




(Check out the Crystal Light Challenge. I am in the bathroom 24/7)

60 comments:

Captain Dumbass said...

Aw. Is it sweet or is she just trying to mess with you long distance?

The dog, I mean.

rita said...

Epcot? Tell my daughter her mommy said hi! (She works in Disney Entertainment.)

Ladybird World Mother said...

I've picked myself up off the floor. Wow. That is something. xx

Joanie M said...

She must want something.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

confirmation....enjoy it!

Sandee said...

I'm thinking she wants something. Yep, that has to be it. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific sister vacation honey. Big hug. :)

Sandy said...

That's the type of thing I respond to with....."who are you and what have you done with my daughter."

darsden said...

whooo hooo I heard I love you mom and miss you so much... yay

Sara said...

That's very sweet. I think the best I ever did was leave a voice mail for my mom saying, "I can't find the remote."

Desert Songbird said...

Is she out of money? Methinks she needs money.

dizzblnd said...

yep.. its either that or the role reversal we talked about! LOL

Not The Rockefellers said...

Awww...isn't it getting to you?
Doesn't it make you want to run back home?

Thought so...

Have a great last hurrah before school starts..

Peace - Rene

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Isn't it sweet when their heads stop spinning, the projectile pea soup vomit ebbs and they show affection?!

McSass said...

I don't want to alarm you.....but something big MAY have been broken....lol

Rick Daley said...

Don't read too much into it. The dog probably got nervous and took a crap on the rung and she doesn't want to clean it.

Sue said...

I LOVE how she uses the dog missing you, sort of like a decoy, then let's her feelings out as well. How sweet that must make you feel!!

Scobberlotcher said...

I'm going to go out on a doghouse roof here and say it was genuine. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, no? :)

FRANNIE said...

Usually when I get one of those my immediate thought is:

What did you do?
What did you break?
Who got arrested?
Where are you? Exactly.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Awwww, Bitchy has a heart. I knew it. :-)

Dee said...

Bitchy can be so sweet....sometimes, huh?

Zip n Tizzy said...

Ahhh... It's good to remind them that they need us!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

*thud*

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

see she is a pussy cat! ps

Brian Miller said...

first though...sweet?
second thought...what do you want?
third thought...what did you break?
forth thought...how much is bail money?

at least the first thought was innocent...

Cora said...

*stunned silence*

Pastor Sharon said...

I'm with Brian on this one

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

I can't believe it. ;)

The Good Cook said...

Every now and then, they offer you a glimmer of who they will become.

Enjoy it.

Then pay to get whatever it is broken, fixed.

Anna See said...

Awwwwwww. I think.

Middle Aged Woman said...

Check the basement for pods...

Laoch of Chicago said...

Thank heavens for the faithful dog reminding her to do the right thing.

The Nice One said...

My reply would have been:

"What did you do?"

Mrs. E said...

I'll say it again-- who is Rick Daley? Funny guy!

See...absence makes the heart grow fonder!!

A Mom on Spin said...

Lies. . . all lies. . . you'll get to the bottom of it one day.

Mango Girl said...

Pale Rider sends me similar texts when I am away.

SSP said...

wonder what she broke....

Madge said...

hmmm. the dog made her do it. i'm sure.

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Call missing persons, hell...call the police! She's up to something, if she's anything like I was at that age!

Kris said...

haha! so funny... but I am curious!

The Mind of a Mom said...

awwwwwww.. that is so nice, I need to give her my number so she can text me, because The girl certainly doesn't send me nice messages and the next one might be the one that makes me call the phone company (an idea I read somewhere :o) )

Kathryn Magendie said...

Haw!!! :-)~ in that order?

Lorraine said...

Shoes come in pairs - there's another one somewhere and I think it's going to drop.

Trooper Thorn said...

Nice.
On the other hand, I got called by my ex last night demanding I come get her after she locked her keys in the car. I'd be happy to do it if the last time she asked me to do something didn't result in having the police called on me.

Kathy said...

I bet she'll deny it when you get home.

Bitchy has a heart, bitchy has a heart!

Counselormama said...

I can't wait to get texts like that :)

Paige Lacey said...

Very cool. I do that when the Boy is gone. Except I just tell him the dog misses him...

WhisperingWriter said...

How sweet.

It's posts like these that make me think that MAYBE the teenage years won't be so bad...maybe..

AD said...

You see, when my mother was down in Miami that one weekend, I missed her because she wasn't there to nag on my brother and I. Mostly my brother.

. . . . Is that bad?
;]

It's nice she misses you. . . . . then again, she probably wants something. Haha.

LadyFi said...

LOL! At least she's got her priorities right .. and mentioned the dog first!

♥ Braja said...

You drugged her food didn't you?

The dog, I mean....

ToyLady said...

Have you reported the cell phone stolen yet?

Sprite's Keeper said...

That is SO sweet!

(check EVERYTHING when you get home.)

Have a safe trip back!
xoxo

Hit 40 said...

She will never know how much she melted your heart with that text until...

she has some beautiful grandchildren.

Amy said...

Something's up. Get home quick!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Did she break into the vodka cabinet :-)

Hope your vacation is good. I'm just back from mine.

xo

Maggie said...

So, when are you finding out what was up!? lol

Fragrant Liar said...

What in the world?? Was she into your vodka while you were gone?

Joanie said...

That's adorable. I think she wants a new car.

Sue said...

Holy crap! "kids say the darndest things"!

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