11/3/09

Hypocrites-R-Us


Dear Powers that be in the Universe:

You know how for the last five years I’ve been yelling up a STORM at the moms and dads that INSIST on dropping off their middle schoolers in the NO DROP OFF ZONE at the entrance to the middle school - that is located RIGHT NEXT to my school?? Remember that?


And you know how I ALMOST slam RIGHT INTO some of those cars on that blind turn every morning even though I KNOW they will be there? Well…um,...guess what I was doing this morning?


Yeah. Dropping off MY middle schooler. On that same blind corner.



Don’t worry. I yelled at myself.



48 comments:

plainolebob said...

As long as you didn't honk at your self, shoot the finger at you self, or spill your coffee, no harm no foul.

Elaine said...

I find it much harder to believe that Golden Boy is in Middle School than that you are a normal, typical parent in a hurry to get to work!

Sparkless said...

Ohhh you just lost your right to yell at all those other parents who drop their middle schooler off on the blind curve.

Secretia said...

Now it's not a secret anymore, VodkaMom!

There are plenty of other secrets however! Secret Story Time!
Come and visit--it's anonymous!

VodkaMom, I hope the stalker crisis is finally over. Your family has been in my prayers since it started.

Secretia

Trooper Thorn said...

Just like Spiderman says: Everybody gets one.

staceyjwarner said...

LOL, and the circle is complete.

much love

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

Well, at least you yelled at yourself and I am sure you now have compassion for those other moms dropping off kids.

Brian Miller said...

who is that crazy lady yelling at herself in the car? i dunno son, hurry up and get out before they catch us in the no drop off zone...lol.

Ann's Rants said...

Okay, but that's because there is NO PLACE to drop off a kid around the school for cry-ay-ay!

Oh and the tick tocks killed me. If that isn't street slang for prostitute, it should be. LOL

flutter said...

tsk tsk!!

Snappy Di said...

DOH!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

As long as everyone else's doing it, then why not?

Sprite's Keeper said...

Ouch, hopefully no one else was yelling at you..
xoxo

blubonbon said...

Oh come on Vodkamom, you do it once you may do it again...and if you don't you can regain your right to yell or atleast GLARE at those who dare to break the sacred drop off rule!

Maggie said...

It happens! lol

The comments are too funnyyy!! :D

♥ Braja said...

Hypocrisy is FUN!!

Beth said...

Reminds me that I used to make my step-dad drop me off a block before the school. I was so cool.

otin said...

You should be spanked! Hmmm!

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

I love it! I hope you felt appropriately chastized!

blueviolet said...

I've done that myself under cover of a low brimmed hat, a bathrobe, and my husband's car.

Steven Anthony said...

was thewre honking at yourserlf, or giving yourself the finger involved? lol

Scobberlotcher said...

Just stopping by to say hello. Because that's how I roll.

Christine said...

Come on. Yelling at yourself doesn't quite cut it does it? I suggest writing 100 times "I will not behave like other idiot parents" should do it. Oh,,and in blood.

Char said...

Don't you just hate it when you do shit like that!

plainolebob said...

I love reading the comments here too, your folks KNOW how to make em

Zip n Tizzy said...

Tee-hee...
Hear ya!

wells wesley said...

They say middle school is the gypsy of the public school system. It's a peculiar place, middle school.

Anne said...

Do as I say not as I do is my motto!

Stacie said...

If you can't beat 'em join 'em!

Nina P. said...

We all cut corners now and again, especially when we're in a hurry. They may need to do something about that blind corner!?!?? Love and Light, Nina P

Joanna Jenkins said...

Phew! I thought for sure you were going to day someone ran into YOU.
xo

Ice Queen said...

I almost got into an accident on that corner. Hated it

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Frau said...

I totally was going to say what eda said above!! Heehee I should google translate that I hope it's not something rude!

Vodka Mom said...

That Edna. She always makes me laugh.

Gaston Studio said...

Yep, Stacey's right, you've come full circle!

Tammy Howard said...

We're all hypocritical about something. I'm pretty sure this makes you human.

IB said...

I think the rules should change to accommodate me and my needs. Always have. That's just how I roll.

Julie said...

Did you slap you on the wrists as well?

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Beth P. said...

I would most definitely do the same thing.

Visiting from SITS. Enjoyed your post, I'm going to follow!

Live.Love.Eat said...

But it will never happen again right? Haha. Hey, we're all capable of these things...

KaLynn said...

LOL!! I did almost the same thing yesterday! I was yelling at stupid people that make the Right Turn on Red After Stopping, because it never fails, they pull out in front of me. Soooo what did I do? I did and upped it one! I did a Right on Red WITH A SIGN POSTED: NO RIGHT TURN ON RED! There was no one coming but still......I had to laugh about the moron in the Chevy..
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KaLynn said...

LOL!! I did almost the same thing yesterday! I was yelling at stupid people that make the Right Turn on Red After Stopping, because it never fails, they pull out in front of me. Soooo what did I do? I did and upped it one! I did a Right on Red WITH A SIGN POSTED: NO RIGHT TURN ON RED! There was no one coming but still......I had to laugh about the moron in the Chevy..
BTW-You have an award at my place! Love your pages.

Trac~ said...

LOL - oh well - at least you are woman enough to admit when you were wrong! HA! :o)

Janie Woods said...

LMAO!! I did the exact same thing!! Of course, I flipped myself off in the mirror, honked my horn, did they two-hands-in-the-air shoulder shrug, yelled, "What the f*ck are you doing??" at myself--but that one was embarassing because I rolled the window down to do it....

Keyona said...

I'm sure you just wanted to see what the fuss was all about. :o)

Pastor Sharon said...

Ouch. . .dontcha hate it? What we don't forgive we become.

Happened to me a couple a times.

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