6/24/10

Here, have a cigar.

Remember that enormous Groundhog Hotel located conveniently in the middle of one of my gardens? The one with about ten quick exits that have enabled George the Groundhog and five hundred of his closest friends to elude capture?


Well, we’ve decided to rename him Georgina.

And congratulate us-it’s TRIPLETS!!

And because I’ve been warned by the powers that be that I’m NOT to post pics of my family, my town, my school, or my friends, I’ve decided to post other people’s pictures of groundhogs and their offspring to lead you astry from my true identity

I WILL say that one of the pictures show the proud mama and her babies. If they are anything like their mother, they will elude capture, poison, and dogs that are blind and can’t smell but can BARK UP A STORM.






It’s nice to know that someone around here is “busy”.


22 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

Wow. I missed your post about your blog being found by your boss. That sucks! I had something like that happen to me. Bleeech

Sue said...

I'm an animal lover, so I have to say "thanks" for posting the pictures. I love them.

Take care, Sue

middleagedcrazywoman said...

In my world everybody but me is getting busy...

Even the birds lately and I have to tell you... that's just nasty.

How do you get rid of Groundhogs? I'm assuming not like Caddyshack... or do you LIKE the groundhogs...

M

ps - maybe a bigger mask to protect your identity.. Oh! And nice cape. No wait, I remember what Edna from The Incredibles said about capes... we don't want that... A fancy hat with a feather perchance?

The Empress said...

I almost can't believe this!!!

Cowguy said...

That's some good eatin' right there missy.

I actually haven't got a clue but I was channeling Jed Clampett.

Joanie M said...

I've seen a lot of groundhogs lately on this side of Oregon too.

Everyday Goddess said...

looks like an american version of meerekat manor.

roll tape, and start making some voice overs, and watch the moolah roll in!

Paige said...

I have the same thing going on---but mine are fatter because they live on horse feed they steal from me

Bastards

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

they are cute!!

Anne said...

I have a great cat named Mickey Mouser who catches moles. I love my cat. I would loan him to you, but since you are in the custody of the secret blogger protection association I can't send him to you. ;-)

Mimi Lenox said...

An underground love shack in your own incognito backyard. Who knew??
CERTAINLY not the powers that be.

Anonymous said...

男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚
外遇情人面前,他可以享受著年輕戀愛般的美好
在回歸家庭時刻,他可以享受著老婆對他無微不至的照顧
在同事朋友面前,他可以享受著眾人對他的忌妒與羨慕
男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚,他只想自私的擁有一切

♥ Braja said...

I think you're nuts. Does that help?

:))) xoxoxoxo

Jules said...

I had a pet groundhog once, my father thought it funny but my mother did not. Something about eating her homemade cake.

Thanks for the laughs I need all I can get lately.

Scope said...

Varmits!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Ker'ist. Your place is as busy as mine... moles here. The United Nations of Moles have arrived. Blast and damnation. Good luck with yours... have you thought of Explosives??? xxx

Liss said...

What anonymous said.

Seriously though how cute. They look like very low maintenance critters, I mean you only have to wash the cups right?

Lorraine said...

This is crazy. I had one try to sneak up on me earlier this evening. The sucker obviously didn't see me. Wish I had a bb gun! They've climbed up through the gate onto our pool deck and decimated the dahlias. We didn't want to leave the have-a-heart trap on the deck because we didn't want it to "cook" in the sun if it got too hot. Guess what! We changed our minds. This is war!!!

yogurt said...

They sure are cute and cuddly looking little varmits. Wiki says they usually only live 2-3 years. Huh.

Brenda Susan said...

Yuck! Big fat giant rats!

WeaselMomma said...

Congrats on the new additions! Maybe you could give up and just start a wildlife tour through your back yard and charge for parking.

Kelly@TearingUpHouses said...

Whoa! Look at that herd!

Kelly