Our friend Abe ran into summer school this morning SO excited about his weekend trip.
"Mrs. Smythe, I was in NEW YORK CITY! Did you remember?"
"Yes, I did! How was the trip?"
He proceeded to tell us about the "very" boats, going to the top of the Emfire State Building, and the amazing hotel they stayed in.
"We stayed in a fancy hotel. It was super fancy!"
"So, Abe, was the the best part of the trip?" I asked, as is recommended in the teacher handbook.
"You wanna know the best part? I didn't even have to wipe my butt. The whole time! There was a little shower for your butt in the bathroom. It was the coolest thing ever."
And THAT is how I started my day. How about you?
(And if you are sending kids to elementary school in the fall, come on over and give me some love over here.
42 comments:
Sadly, I had to wipe my own butt.
(sigh)
haha kids are so funny.
well ya have to admitt the kid was right...those little showers are amazing... lol
That reminds me of a tale I should post one day...
at least he did not confuse it with a water fountain...smiles.
Too funny! Now I want a bidet!
My day started almost as well as this. How often does a woman get the oppotunity to punch her spouse in the arm for setting the alarm for 4:55 am and ignoring it?
Oh wait, that wasn't unusual, except for the punching part.
ha! Maybe this should be my reason for wanting to travel to NYC.
Nah, shopping I think would trump a shower potty :)
My word verification is phoload... too funny when this post has to do with bathrooms
ewwwww...LOL
No matter where we take the kids, the ice cube machine in the hotel hallway always rates as the #1 attraction.
Fantastic!
Just trying to get the prairie dog to take a nap over here :)
I am sure his mother is so proud. LOL
Priceless!
Having 5 brothers, I can totally understand why not having to wipe your own butt would be the highlight of ANY trip.
I've never used one of those. However, don't you have to to do something when you're done, or is it a drip dry kinda thing?
I should remember not to drink while reading your blog.
... off to clean my screen again...
You mean that wasn't for your hair?
All these years, so wrong..
Peace ~ Rene
That is priceless. LOL
I wanted to install a spray attachment in the shower but was over-ruled by my spouse.
I never have any fun.
The bidet is truly the summit of civilization!
Oh my! Kids DO say the darnedest things, don't they? I wonder if his mother knows he didn't wipe his butt all weekend.....
Wipe? Butt? I'm confused. Is that what that paper is in there for?
I want a butt washer!
Luckily my day started with fresh coffee and a really good book to read!
We are about to embark on a bathroom remodel here at the kampground and I can only imagine what my kampers would do with a bidet ............. I am thinking that a lot of them don't wipe anyway, well, on the walls sometimes.
Steven and I took the children to Paris last year and ever since Rex has insisted on keeping a squirt bottle of water next to the toilet to "cleanse himself." Suggest it to little Abe...
That's some fancy assed hotel. :-)
Around this time I'd start to question the teacher's handbook :p
Some day maybe I'll get to try one of those butt showers!
That would be MY favorite part too.
Abe is a great name, btw.
Wow. That was a fancy hotel! I never stayed in one with butt showers!
Hmmm. I googled "butt shower," but what came up didn't sound anything like this....
Okay, ice water out the nose from laughing at that one!
A bidet!? Wow, that IS fancy - one of those $500/night hotels.
I laughed out loud at the butt shower-- then I read Brian Miller's comment.
You guys crack me up.
jj
very cute!
It's true--I can't count the number of times I've felt that all of the pesky butt-wiping was just holding me back from realizing a vacation's full potential. This could revolutionize all future vacations! ;)
From the mouth of babes....:)
And to think I wasted time telling my daughter that was a foot bath. Durrrr.
wow. I mean apparently I have set my vacation sights WAY too low. I must include "no butt wiping" in my hotwire requests now.
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