A few suggestions to girls HOPING to travel to New York City with their mother next weekend:
When she returns from the salon with a cute little sassy haircut do NOT burst into hysterical laughter and do NOT utter the word "Ewwwwww."
And Sassy, when texting your friend about said haircut, do NOT ask for help spelling the word atrocious. That just bought you the cot next weekend.
Anyone want to adopt two girls? They're only slightly used, potty trained and eat only when forced. (Make sure you've got plenty of ranch dressing and hot sauce.)
44 comments:
Cot? HELL! Floor!
I'm sure she was just jealous of the cut.
heeheee... that's hilarious! poor mom!!
Did you tell them that they have appointments at the same hairdresser for Tuesday?
I am sure you look adorable.
Get the scissors out when they're sleeping.. heck, get the electric shaver out.
DI
oh my...how about a pic so we can...properly determine hte extent of the pain she needs...smiles.
I wanna see your haircut!!
I think Brian is on to something:) Threaten punishment to be determined by the blogosphere! lol!
What is it about a mom getting her haircut that turns her family into a bunch of critics and lunatics? I feel your pain:) My daughter (age 7 btw) thinks she works at Paul Mitchell salon and clearly knows what's better for me than I do!
That sounds like jealousy to me. Not everyone can have cute hair like WE do! Have fun in NYC alone!
Isn't atrocious actually spelled FANTASTIC? Same number of letters so I can understand the confusion.
Ranch dressing and hot sauce. Hmmm. Interesting combo!
M
I'm sure it's an amazingly cute haircut.
Can't wait to hear about your BlogHer adventures.
okay, I'll show a pic tomorrow. If I can manage to get one that DOESN'T reveal my true identity.
:-)
crap.
When I was younger I use to do that to mom even when it looked good I was just being a big meanie! xD
I'm sorry, but "thanks" for making me burst out laughing! And sorry, I've got enough of my own kids insults with adding any more to my herd! And I also WORK with mine!!
Take care, Sue
Does this mean you are going to BlogHer? I'll hunt you down. Not like "stalker hunt you down" but "can't wait to meet you" hunt you down!
LOL! Too funny.
You said "...Ranch dressing and hot sauce..." to a pregnant woman...dang it...now I want wings...
Wait, what was this post about??
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
Their day will come. Mwahahahahah!
I swear that Babble website is the most retarded website ever. STILL CAN'T VOTE FROM THE LAST TIME.
Finally took off my word vero. Eek.
Laughter? Laughter's good. Laughter's good, right?
I don't think I could handle two more! Especially, if they like to make fun of mom...
Can't wait to see the pic!!
I'm sure your haircut is AMAZING!
Have fun at BlogHer!
You have a razor tongue and are a gorgeous spitting image of Annie Lenox. I have boys who so far have yet to notice I have hair. I love your blog title, and am thinking you might enjoy hearing what one of my Bunco gals did with a bottle of Grey Goose on Friday night!
I really needed that laugh, thank you.
hahaha my husband said of my sassy little haircut "you look like a lesbian" and yes, the next time he wanted some bowchicawow i told him i didn't like men :)
Those girls still haven't learned have they? I happen to LOVE that hairstyle and think it's adorable! My mother actually (who is turning 60 in 2 weeks) just got the same exact hairstyle so I say go for it hot mama! :o)
Seriously - where do these kids get off criticizing US? They are the ones with the sketchy outfits and the weird hair. I can't wait to show their children pictures of them 20 years from now.....
Yes, Revenge. It's a dish best served cold. ;-)
I'm sure your hair is FABULOUS!
Uh... no thanks. I got one of those girls here now, and I can't get rid of HER!
I vote for floor too!!!
Are my daughters living double lives? That sounds like something I might hear.
I might trade ya for one son. Mostly potty trained (lest you think I'm speaking of a toddler, I'm not) , eats more than that and is also slightly used.
As long as they are 'potty trained' because I REALLY like my coffee. W.C.C.
顫抖著手，我拿不穩那份薄薄的離婚協議書
早知道他的出軌，癡心的守候最後他終究還是想要離婚
朋友勸我抓姦，但是我擔心他一氣之下會決裂的提出離婚要求
我愛他，願意作出一切只為挽回
所以我等、我默不吭聲、我在他面前強顏歡笑
多少夜裡，他用敷衍的藉口不歸
而我假裝相信，卻淚濕了枕頭...
顫抖著手，我拿不穩那份薄薄的離婚協議書
啞著聲音，我告訴他我絕對不會離婚去成全他們
只是，我不知道不離婚，懲罰的是他們，還是我自己...
I love hearing about your smarta**girls....I just do... bwaahaaahhaa...
I love cute and sassy. I would never.
Hey, we all have our crosses to bear... lucky you though, you have 2! I read you stuff ever so often. Get a seat in rehab; ya might just need it. Just chuckle sometimes... hahahaha!
知道他有了外遇
面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧
妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧
甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…
妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知
最後，妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…
最後，妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…
最後，妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…
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