SOMEONE knew I needed a laugh

This is what a five year old boy will draw on the board while waiting for his bus to be called.

Any ideas on what it REALLY is?

I'll post the answer tomorrow morning in the comments. The winner will receive a standing ovation by anyone who is my house at the time, and two loud barking dogs who are fully potty trained. Except perhaps the one who's epileptic, and occasionally pees all over the floor if his mother, sister and brother ALL decide to give him his morning pill. (s) He is, however, EXTREMELY friendly and loves to go on field trips.


Merrily Down the Stream said...

Why that's clearly a chicken! ????

Slouchy said...

what it really is? guitar, maybe?

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Why that's clearly a chicken! ????

Liss said...

Looks like a suspicious goose or someone hasn't been taking *that* DVD out of the player.

Brian Miller said...

guitar...all the way...or a rare disease...

Anonymous said...

It's an alien rocket ship. Yep.

Or a toilet plunger. All the same, really...

Anonymous said...

I think guitar. I thought of you yesterday while picking up my students from summer school. They were writting opposites. Little/Big one student wrote pubes and bogs I asked her and she said puppies and dogs oh okay then!

a Broad said...

If it were my child, it would have been a guitar.
I thought it was a chicken or a bird .. rocket ship sounds right too .. little boys .. a toilet plunger LOL...
This is some sort of Rorschadt Test ?

Trac~ said...

I have to agree that it looks like a guitar. xoxoxo :o)

Rick Daley said...

Looks like the one-nutted man needs penicillin.

Elizabeth @ My Life, Such as it is... said...

Puh-leeze! It is a race car.

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmm I cant seem to get my mind out of the gutter...lol

Mom24 said...

Guitar. Clearly to me. I need to get my mind in the gutter. *sigh*

J.J. said...

I'll say 'a duck', although my first instinct was 'a guitar', like some have said.

Kt said...

A dinosaur or a goose.

My husband and I have discussed it and after guitar they were our best guesses!

Kt said...

A dinosaur or a goose.

My husband and I have discussed it and after guitar they were our best guesses!

jessica said...

did he trace scissors???? a girl in my class did that and whoa! hilarious! maybe i can figure out how to send that to you....

confused homemaker said...

I thought guitar or Texas. They do say everything is bigger in Texas.

justmakingourway said...

I'm voting space ship.

Joanie M said...

space ship. or a penis.

Joanie M said...

My daughter, Dani says guitar or Texas.

debbi v said...

I say it's that pigeon who isn't allowed to drive the bus right? (Can you tell I teach first grade? Normal people have NO idea what I'm talking about I'm sure!)

yogurt said...

A rocket ship hoping to land (in) on Venus.

Missy said...

LMAO!!! That is a Rocket! I hope...

Pat said...

Sid, the sloth from Ice Age. (trying to think like a kid...)

Melinda said...

It is a legless shark fin dinosaur.

ChiTown Girl said...

It's very clearly a giraffe! Duh!

Anna See said...

I'm going w/ a guitar, or someone's manly parts.

Malisa said...

Oh, wow...I haven't had a STANDING "OVULATION" in years!!! :)

Check out my Madi's video on my blog today. You will appreciate it!


Suzy said...

That's my last boyfriend, only better looking.

Kyddryn said...

Clearly it's a race track. I have one much like it here at Casa de Crazy, on the wall.

Shade and Sweetwater,

Gigi said...

After dragging myself out of the gutter and putting myself into a small one's frame of mind - I'm going with rocketship......

Everyday Goddess said...


either one.

wfbdoglover said...

a duck!?!? That's the consensus in our family.

Anonymous said...

It's either a guitar or one of those ships that Luke Skywalker flies.

Why? Does it remind you of something else? LOLOLOL

loren said...

It looks exactly like the pigeon from Pigeon Wants a Puppy! My daughter Alison has the stuffed pigeon (she says his name is Pee-zhawn... he's French, LOL) and it was the first thing I thought of!

Tiffany said...


Well, at least that's what it looks like when I draw one.

Pastor Sharon said...

My final answer? A guitar or other stringed instrument.

Ellie Belen said...

It's a guitar of course. Don't you see the little tuning pegs on the top. Unless he put his "pegs" in the wrong place.

Donna said...

My 9-year-old & I are shooting for a duck.

Sara said...

I think it looks like a snail, but maybe that's just me.

This could be one of the most advanced Rorschach tests we've ever seen.

I think this kid is actually a genius.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Guitar sounds way too easy but that's waht I'm thinking.

SheilaC said...

My first thought was guitar.... but I see a lot of people guessed that so maybe we are all wrong!? :)


Sybil said...

I'm demented, though.

Anonymous said...

Whatever it is its wearing earings.

Dawn said...

yeah... it is DEFINITELY that pigeon that drives the bus... I agree with Debbi.
Boy... us teachers sure don't hide very well do we?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...


Cheryl said...

It's definitely not drawn to scale but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with a meth lab.

Jules said...

I'm going with transformer. My answer will cover all of the above plus the joy in seeing it to my therapist. LOL

Vodka Mom said...

So far, Anonymous is the warmest.

Vodka Mom said...

Anonymous with the Chinese accent. or Korean.

WeaselMomma said...

It's obviously a guitar. I'll pass the dogs onto a charity of your choice.

BLOGitse said...

I agree with Chinese or Korean! :)


Tracie said...

I think it's suppose to be a firework, maybe?

DawnA said...

I dream of jeannie bottle???

Vodka Mom said...

you're not gonna believe it but it's his UNCLE'S MOTORCYCLE.

yeah. I was totally stumped myself. "Your uncle's WHAT??" i said. ha

Dawn said...

A cannon perhaps?

Though it tends to resemble my daughter's interpretation of a tree, dinosaur, cat, dog, etc.

Michele said...

Well, I guess if you squint really hard this could be the view when you are a really little passenger. Nah, I still don't see it.

Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity said...

Well, when my son drew something like that, he said it was his light saber. Stop! Get your head out of the gutter. He was talking Star Wars!!

Yo is Me said...

it's OBVIOUSLY sputnik.

WebSavvyMom said...

-->I immediately thought penis but my guess is a guitar?

Cheryl said...

I know you answered this but I still don't see it, no matter how much I squint. I think it's really the word I have to verify: pscesses. The emphasis is on the first syllabub. And that's a long e not a short e. Ha! backatcha.

Desert Songbird said...

Since I just visited the Air & Space Museum in DC, I'm going to guess the space shuttle.

CaJoh said...

I was going to go out on a limb and say something that a child would say like: "It's Luke Skywalker— you know, when he sees Princess Leya and doesn't know it's his sister, but we all know that she is because we have seen the other movies…" But you already mentioned it is his Uncle's Motorcycle.

I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase "how's your uncle".

Joan said...

I'm going with a pointy headed man with warts on his very long nose. Final answer.

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

I would say penis but then what about those squiggly balls at the tip?! Maybe that boy hasn't figured the orientation of his package yet!!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

A high school freshman will also draw that on the Whiteboard--and it will be what you think it is!

flutter said...


Gigi said...

A motorcycle? Really? Am totally seeing abstract art in this child's future.

Captain Dumbass said...

A liver?

Anonymous said...

Yep...genitalia that's what it is....and the piercings are perfect!

Anne said...

Thank goodness he didn't draw his uncle RIDING his motorcycle... that could have been really dicey.

Susan Higgins said...

Never would have guessed a motorcycle... I thought flounder fish, cave man club, Concord Jet... never would have guessed. This kid has quite an imagination!

CatLadyLarew said...

I think Elise should win with her "joystick" suggestion.

jessica said...

let's hope he never has to take a ride on his uncle's motorcycle.

i'm sorry. that was horrible. i'm a terribly person. but i'm already going to hell for many other reasons so, what are ya gonna do.sigh.

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