I was working on my column last night when Golden Boy plopped down on the coach with a loud sigh.
“I’m sad Sassy’s leaving for college soon. I actually LIKE her now.”
I looked at him, “That’s because we’ve been gone for five days. Don’t you worry, by the time she leaves next week you’ll hate her more than ever.”
“You’re probly right. Thanks, Mom.”
“Don’t mention it. Now get downstairs and start pissing her off.”
A mother's job is never done...
45 comments:
LMBO - that's hilarious! HA! I've missed getting to chat with you - how was your trip to NY? Big hugs! :o)
The house is going to be pretty quiet and lonely when both the girls are away at college....for all of 5 minutes. Then you will bask in the glory that is "alone" time.
How funny! Yeah, I'm sure he'll be ready for her to go next week.
Somehow, let him think that when she goes, he gets her room. Let him start planning and plotting now.
That should provide for fireworks.
HA... yep, that's what siblings are for. To piss each other off.
Di
Sage advice! Nothing like getting pissed off with somebody to miss them just a little less. What a great mom you are!
-->You look great and skinny in the BlogHer pictures. Love the advice to GB too.
Bwahahaha.
Good luck today!
Hmph, why are you encouraging him?! Moms are so annoying...
Anyways, super funny! Siblings, you only like 'em when they're away. FAR away...
Omg I love it! What is he going to do without them there....oh! god are you scared!
Your dedication is inspiring. Thank you!
Casey
I love to see when anxiety can be dealt with in such a quick and loving way.
Thanks for the great belly laugh!
So funny. And so true!
I think everyone in the house should start openly talking about what each one wants to do with her room.
ya gotta love the goings on between a brother and sister...lol
Steven Anthony
http://manndish.blogspot.com/
You are such a funny lady! Hmmm, I just realized your girls are "Sassy" and "Bitchy" while the boy is "Golden Boy"! Interesting, very interesting! Of course, he isn't a teen-ager yet either! :)
Oh siblings! That gave me a laugh.
you're an inspiration.
Having our oldest away at school definitely changes the tenor of the household. The other two can hate on each other louder and in more despicable ways.
I always say a brother is a best friend and enemy for life... though I'm still having to do butt checks after poops so I can't even imagine one leaving for college!
LOVE this - and so darn true! You've done your job well...lol
School started today.. Thank you Jesus...LOL
Such a good and wise mother.. I wish I had known you when mine were young and pliable.
<3 Candice
LOL! So true...
Yeah. . . I kind of like mine five minutes before they leave too!
Oh you are way too funny. Love it.
ah! little brothers!
Mine is a little shit but i still love the little twerp.. technically hes taller than me and i would never call him a twerp to his face... maybe an asshole... but i love him.
They grow up so fast!
We're counting down the days until my youngest leaves for school again.
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男人有了外遇，但是他不想離婚，他只想自私的擁有一切
讓我們為您解決外遇蒐證問題；
我們有經驗豐富的外遇蒐證人員，
並且配有先進科技器材可以即時外遇蒐證，
加上認真負責的態度，
每個外遇蒐證委託都會徹底跟蹤蒐證！
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您外遇調查的問題交給我們；
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你想要離婚，卻不顧多年夫妻的情份。
我知道，是因為你有了外遇。
你寧願把錢滿足她所有慾望，卻不願意多給贍養費！
難道真的要抓姦你才會付出你所應該付出的？
其實我真的不願意去抓姦的，我不願意看到她占據屬於我的位置，
然而如果不抓姦，我就無法拿到我應得的權益！
或許是想要報復吧，或許真的心灰了，
或許我想要看看被抓姦的你們驚慌失措的面孔，
我鼓起了勇氣，打了徵信社的電話：我要抓姦！
曾經你也愛她的一切，如今卻因為有了婚外情，一切都變成了缺點。
婚外情甜蜜嗎？
因為少了柴米油鹽的破壞，所以婚外情份外浪漫！
婚外情有趣嗎？
因為時間極其寶貴不夠深刻了解對方，所以婚外情份外新鮮！
兒子交了個女友，我和老伴都不是很喜歡；
豐富社會歷練的我們一眼就看出這女生不如表現的單純，
但是兒子卻總是認為我們想太多。
朋友提議不如做婚前徵信調查看看，
希望兒子不要被騙，於是我們決定私下做婚前徵信；
婚前徵信的結果才發現原來女方不僅交友複雜、晚上更做傳播兼差！
兒子看了婚前徵信的報告之後，才知道原來女友的乖巧全都是假象；
兒子說幸好有我們有做婚前徵信，不然等結婚之後才發現，一定又是一段不幸福的婚姻！
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所有您想知道的，讓徵信為您調查清楚！
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徵信協會是非營利為目的的徵信團體，
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秉持熱誠負責的服務態度，以及解決民眾問題為己任的精神，
是您可以放心信賴的優質徵信協會！
您是否面臨各種問題苦惱不知如何解決？
想要委託徵信社卻又擔心成為徵信社眼中的肥羊？
徵信協會是您可以信賴的機構，
徵信協會幫助您解決各種徵信問題！
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然而三年過去了，常常聽妹妹提起徵信社的事情，
其實我才發現，有只想坑錢的業者，當然也有值得信賴的徵信社。
而且之前親戚還因為要做個人情，委託妹妹做婚前徵信，
這才知道對方根本就是愛情騙子！
現在大家都知道我有個在徵信社工作的妹妹，
親戚朋友不管外遇抓姦離婚還是各種問題，
都會請妹妹的徵信社幫忙，
我們笑說：有個在徵信社工作的家人，
任何居心不良的人絕對無所遁形！
結婚率愈來愈低，離婚的比率卻愈來愈高！
昔日的七年之癢，現在已經縮短至兩三年！
當離婚變成極可能的選項，您該怎樣維護自身權益？
想要離婚，夫妻財產怎麼分配？
想要離婚，我可以拿到贍養費嗎？
想要離婚，子女監護權會屬於誰？
這些問題您夠清楚嗎？
離婚往往是撕破臉的局面，不要奢望對方還會為您設想！
讓專家幫您解決問題，幫助您拿到屬於的一切、漂亮離婚！
*sniff* Such a thoughtful young man...:)
You do it so well.
LOVE how he knew what you were talking about...you're an awesome mom...
Great post. You have a great sense of humor combined with great wisdom. Loved it as I did your account of your trip to New York.
I'd say that's sound advice.
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