8/20/10

Twitter Dee and Twitter Dumb.


Bitchy, “Mom, did you do something to me on Twitter?”

“Maybe.”


“Because I tried to respond to something you said and it wouldn’t let me!”


“I MIGHT have blocked you. But that was a LONG time ago. Like, weeks!"


“Why?”


“Well, It was really kind of a test to see if you would notice.”


“I’m only on Twitter to watch famous people. Not you.”


“Thanks.”


“And if you blocked me so I couldn’t see what you were writing, it didn’t work. I could still see ALL of your tweets. Good job!"


“Well then what good is the block? Dang-it!”


“Would be please UN-BLOCK me now?”


Another plot foiled.

38 comments:

Karen @ Hollywood Farm said...

I keep crying thinking about Sassy crying over sissys departure. Thinking of my two daughters rho are now 6,7. This post is flippen hilarious! I read through it laugh crying as I'm reminded that my oldest will be 21 in a few weeks! With that said, now I can't stop maniacally crying!

a Broad said...

I am so thankful that my kids grew up without Twitter/etc.. I don't think I would have managed .. I barely managed as it was.
ps
You are famous at our house.

Everyday Goddess said...

They know so much, but not how to unblock it seems.

Cheryl said...

Bitchy's logic is a little skewed there now isn't it. If she only follows famous people why is she following you and complaining you've blocked her? Is this further proof that she is indeed your daughter?

Snappy Di said...

I blocked a 'bitchy' person once. Or twice.

Di

cozmikgrl38 said...

Hello! New here. *waves*
Just wanted to say thank you for posting! I started reading your blog yesterday & I haven't stopped laughing. I love your nicknames for your daughters. I have 2 myself that are 10 & 17 so I can certainly relate. I needed a good laugh lately & I love your blog!

Sue said...

Your girls remind me of mine. When push comes to shove, or something happens, you really do find out how much they care! Having kids, little or grown, is ALWAYS a challenge but the rewards are well worth the hell we go through. Hey, at least you don't have to go to work with them like I do and have arguements in front of your customers and quickly explain, "we are related"!

Take care, Sue

Lisa said...

I love social networking convos with my kids. "Okay, so I wasn't creeping, but..."
"Mom, you were creeping."
It's all downhill from there.

slow panic said...

I have a love/hate/hate/hate/love relationship with Twitter. So glad my kids aren't on Twitter.

Or are they?????

Mo Diva said...

twitter is the only thing my parents havent figured out yet, and cheeseeater. I am happy i have the opportunity to blast them on FB... lol
maybe shes fibbing? lol

Missy said...

Very seldom can we trick the teens!

Rene/ Not The Rockefellers said...

This was a lovely reaching out moment. Bask in it, they are fleeting :)

Rene

Bodaciousboomer said...

I poke our son Beef from time. On Facebook! Get your mind out of the gutter now.

Rachel Cotterill said...

So what *does* the block do??

Suzy said...

I nominate this Best Titled Post In The Blogosphere.

The post was funny too.

Alana, Author of Domestically Challenged said...

Thank gawd I don't have to worry about this. i could totally see myself having the same exact convo with my daughter.

CatLadyLarew said...

Is there NO PRIVACY for parents anymore? Geesh! Guess it's payback for all the cyber-spying we did on our kids!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Twitter me out. I just can't do it.
Happy weekend,
jj

Gigi said...

Great - now the tables have turned and the kids are spying on us!

adrienne said...

You've been out-twitted.

(Love the title of this post)

Mouthy Mama said...

I just found this blog--Hilarious! I was drawn to the Vodkamom title--can relate!
It's clear that my friends are right. I am def going to have to become more technologically advanced--I barely text at this point. I don't take pix with my phone, and I am lost about how the heck to block, poke, creep, or tweet at this point! Time to start studying up! Thank you for your post--gave me a great laugh today-very funny!

Under the Influence said...

Dammit! Doesn't she know you ARE famous?

WeaselMomma said...

That's some good info to have on how blocking works.

The Coconut Diaries said...

She's only on Twitter to follow famous people?? Because The Situation always has some pearls of wisdom to share??

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

知道他有了外遇
面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧
妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧
甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…
妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知
最後,妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…
最後,妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…
最後,妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

好友說懷疑老公外遇,於是我建議她從手機、發票、電腦中進行外遇調查
果不其然,從發票上的外遇調查行動上發現他們常去的溫泉旅店!
由於好友的求助,我和老公刻意製造在與對方在溫泉旅店巧遇的假象,
再由老公出面去好言相勸,也因此順利化解了可能的婚姻危機!
有所懷疑就要趕快進行外遇調查,不然事態可能會更加嚴重;
外遇調查真的需要技巧,後續解決更需要訣竅,
幸好朋友及時進行外遇調查與補救動作,成功化解了婚姻危機!

Anonymous said...

因為她,你變得冷漠不已。曾經我也不想去抓姦
因為我還存有著絲絲希望你回頭,所以一直不願意抓姦
然而兩年過去,你以為我不敢抓姦而誇張甚至與她同居在外。
我真的不敢抓姦嗎?我只是不願意;我想,該是抓姦的時候了,
打開這扇門,是該面對現實的時候了...

Anonymous said...

他在工作上的自信讓她深深被吸引,他的追求更讓她沒半刻猶豫的說yes!
後來她才知道,她只是他的婚外情
即使如此,她還是愛他,因為他告訴她,婚外情只是短暫的,不久的將來,他會離婚!
就這樣,她甘於婚外情的第三者角色,癡癡盼望著男人會離婚。
然而幾年過去,男人找到了另外更年輕貌美的女人,
展開了他另一段美麗的婚外情
而她這段過去式婚外情的心酸,卻連向別人抱怨的資格都沒有...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

通姦是一種慣性行為,如果沒有給予教訓,
那麼很可能會有第二次、第三次的通姦行為產生!
如果面對伴侶通姦,睜一隻眼閉一隻眼等於是默許伴侶通姦的推手!
想要解決通姦問題您需要及時行動,不要讓通姦問題持續困擾著您,
請讓我們給您最專業的協助!

Anonymous said...

她知道老公有了外遇,即使內心是想要感情挽回的,
但是擺脫不了受害者的角色,她動輒吵鬧、刻薄的言語...
這些與感情挽回背道而馳的動作讓老公原本愧疚的感覺逐漸消磨!
孩子也想要幫助媽媽感情挽回,但是媽媽總是以受害者自居,
想要感情挽回、但是內心與表現卻總是充滿憤怒!
最後,這段婚姻當然無法感情挽回,終究以離婚收場...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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以您的權益為優先、以您的考量為首要,
把您的問題交給誠信專業優質徵信社

Anonymous said...

就像許多外遇故事一樣
男人有了外遇想要離婚,但是女人死不放手
所以他藉故發揮、所以她不甘示弱
他總是說這樣不可理喻的女人俗不可耐才讓他想要離婚
她總是說這樣背棄婚姻的男人她絕對不會離婚讓他們好過

記憶中我從沒有過快樂的童年、幸福的家庭
父親在家的時候總是爭執不斷
父親離家的時候母親總是數落不斷

我總是想,為什麼不離婚
這樣的婚姻意義何在?

母親認為離婚就是輸了
但是她不知道,自己身陷在漩渦中無法掙脫...