Twitter Dee and Twitter Dumb.

Bitchy, “Mom, did you do something to me on Twitter?”


“Because I tried to respond to something you said and it wouldn’t let me!”

“I MIGHT have blocked you. But that was a LONG time ago. Like, weeks!"


“Well, It was really kind of a test to see if you would notice.”

“I’m only on Twitter to watch famous people. Not you.”


“And if you blocked me so I couldn’t see what you were writing, it didn’t work. I could still see ALL of your tweets. Good job!"

“Well then what good is the block? Dang-it!”

“Would be please UN-BLOCK me now?”

Another plot foiled.


Karen @ Hollywood Farm said...

I keep crying thinking about Sassy crying over sissys departure. Thinking of my two daughters rho are now 6,7. This post is flippen hilarious! I read through it laugh crying as I'm reminded that my oldest will be 21 in a few weeks! With that said, now I can't stop maniacally crying!

Notes From ABroad said...

I am so thankful that my kids grew up without Twitter/etc.. I don't think I would have managed .. I barely managed as it was.
You are famous at our house.

Everyday Goddess said...

They know so much, but not how to unblock it seems.

Cheryl said...

Bitchy's logic is a little skewed there now isn't it. If she only follows famous people why is she following you and complaining you've blocked her? Is this further proof that she is indeed your daughter?

Anonymous said...

I blocked a 'bitchy' person once. Or twice.


cozmikgrl38 said...

Hello! New here. *waves*
Just wanted to say thank you for posting! I started reading your blog yesterday & I haven't stopped laughing. I love your nicknames for your daughters. I have 2 myself that are 10 & 17 so I can certainly relate. I needed a good laugh lately & I love your blog!

Sue said...

Your girls remind me of mine. When push comes to shove, or something happens, you really do find out how much they care! Having kids, little or grown, is ALWAYS a challenge but the rewards are well worth the hell we go through. Hey, at least you don't have to go to work with them like I do and have arguements in front of your customers and quickly explain, "we are related"!

Take care, Sue

lisahgolden said...

I love social networking convos with my kids. "Okay, so I wasn't creeping, but..."
"Mom, you were creeping."
It's all downhill from there.

slow panic said...

I have a love/hate/hate/hate/love relationship with Twitter. So glad my kids aren't on Twitter.

Or are they?????

Mo Diva said...

twitter is the only thing my parents havent figured out yet, and cheeseeater. I am happy i have the opportunity to blast them on FB... lol
maybe shes fibbing? lol

Missy said...

Very seldom can we trick the teens!

Unknown said...

This was a lovely reaching out moment. Bask in it, they are fleeting :)


Bodaciousboomer said...

I poke our son Beef from time. On Facebook! Get your mind out of the gutter now.

Rachel Cotterill said...

So what *does* the block do??

Suzy said...

I nominate this Best Titled Post In The Blogosphere.

The post was funny too.

Alana, Author of Domestically Challenged said...

Thank gawd I don't have to worry about this. i could totally see myself having the same exact convo with my daughter.

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

Is there NO PRIVACY for parents anymore? Geesh! Guess it's payback for all the cyber-spying we did on our kids!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Twitter me out. I just can't do it.
Happy weekend,

Gigi said...

Great - now the tables have turned and the kids are spying on us!

Adrienne said...

You've been out-twitted.

(Love the title of this post)

Mouthy MoFo Mama said...

I just found this blog--Hilarious! I was drawn to the Vodkamom title--can relate!
It's clear that my friends are right. I am def going to have to become more technologically advanced--I barely text at this point. I don't take pix with my phone, and I am lost about how the heck to block, poke, creep, or tweet at this point! Time to start studying up! Thank you for your post--gave me a great laugh today-very funny!

Kim said...

Dammit! Doesn't she know you ARE famous?

WeaselMomma said...

That's some good info to have on how blocking works.

The Coconut Diaries said...

She's only on Twitter to follow famous people?? Because The Situation always has some pearls of wisdom to share??

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