We have a little character this year named Emily. She is Sassy with a CAPITAL S.
Today I sensed something a little fishy and walked with her over to her cubby. I reached in to get the balled-up paper towel that was shoved inside and imagine my surprise when a pair of our kindergarten scissors fell out.
She looked at me and said matter-of factly, "Well. THAT'S disturbing."
I might gift wrap them for her for the end of the year. (She's money, people. M.O.N.E.Y.)