One of the billions of Halloween activities we did last week in kindergarten involved writing a story about a witch. We had been singing an adorable song about one for the last three weeks, and it just seemed like a cool idea.
I made cute little witch’s hats out of black paper, and attached some writing paper that I had cleverly shaped into a witch’s head. (I get my best ideas in the shower. Don’t you?)
When the kids shared their stories, Susie stood and proudly read hers to the group.
“The witch is flying and drinking.” Big grin.
I did not ask any probing questions. Some things are better left unsaid.
27 comments:
She sounds perfect for Frank!!!
OMG!! I was first!! This week is just getting better and better!!
Flying and Drinking, like any Good Witch :)
you know you can get your broom impounded for that kinda thing...smiles.
would that be an FUI?
I think it was a PSA for alcohol... don't drink and drive.
Di
Ohhhh! So THAT is what witch's brew means!
What did Frank's story say?
It wasn't Bitchy or Sassy was it?
Here's what happens when you drink and fly:
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/halloween_drink.jpg
That witch can get hired as a commercial pilot!
Just and FYI: my word verification is: rumballa
Coincidence? I think not.
Hmmmm. I don't know if Frankk should get involved with this one....sounds like she has "issues" in her family. Hold out, Frank, hold out!! Your princess is out there somewhere.
:D LOL!
We're just putting our balloons out to trick or treat (we're in Australia so hey, we're ahead of you) and this was perfect timing.
Susie, I like your witch. xx
Clearly the child is a prodigy.
Is she sure it wasn't drinking then flying? (snort)
Oh, Frank, watch out son, she'll get you before you know it!
A multi tasking witch.. will wonders never cease!
Vodka Mom,
You rock! I taught kindergarten and preschool before my life as a SAHM and I laugh out loud at your posts. I wish I had know about blogging (or that there was even such a thing) when I was teaching. There is a never-ending supply of material, that's for sure!
Thanks and keep up the great blogging (& teaching)!
Judy a.k.a. Late Mommy
Flying and drinking... that's how I broke my leg!
I get my best ideas int he shower too!
I know her mother!
Have Frank and her already picked out their trailer?
It's lucky you're fluent in kindergarten. I thought it said something about her having the flu....
Sometimes soul mates are found early.
Which, of course, is perfectly legal in all states but Delaware.
Mr. W said the same thing about me last night!
Any self-respecting witch KNOWS you don't drink and FLY...you call up the flying monkeys for a ride!
I do believe the legal term for that is flying under the influence.
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