10/29/10

Rule 5,325,456,6i3 for new teachers.


Do NOT wear a shirt like this on the day of your Halloween party. Unless, of course, you WANT to be petted, stroked and groped by over 534 children that attend your school.




(You'd think I would remember this stuff, especially after the sequin sunflower shirt incident from last spring. sigh. Perhaps I'm Frank's long lost mother after all...)

19 comments:

Expat mum said...

Very cool shirt though!

Steven Anthony said...

shirt...awesome....5ooplus childre...not so much;)

Cheryl said...

Can I touch it Mrs. Smythe, pwease?

I'm disausted too. This helped.

High Heeled Life said...

Gteat shirt ... I think a Teacher holiday like grandparents day should be on the calendar ... As a Teacher you sure endure a lot. Your wondrful personality and sense of humour must help too!!! Love your writing and posts.

Thnak you for your visit and sweet words.. xo HHL

Jackie said...

Fantastic advice. :) Better luck next year!

The Rambler said...

Hahahahaha....love it. Note to self, tell Teacher cousin not to wear such things :)

Elizabeth @ My Life, Such as it is... said...

cool shirt! Kiddo didn't want to wear his Halloween t-shirt to school today.

Losing Brownies said...

That is one very cool shirt! I'm no where near 5 and I want to touch it!

Vodka Mom said...

my boobs are still hurting.

Mrs4444 said...

Yikes! That's pretty funny :)

The Empress said...

Oh my gosh, you're so funny. And it's the laughter that comes from relating.

Oh, yes, that T shirt hollers to impulsive hands "shiny! Looky! Touchy!"

Dawn said...

HA! yes... I can SOO see that happening!

Rachel Cotterill said...

I love that shirt - where do I get one? (I'm not a teacher, so hopefully, getting groped by strangers is less likely...)

Joanie M said...

No wonder they all wanted to touch it! That is one cool shirt!

Anonymous said...

Cool shirt. Check out this list (including pictures) of costumes that a teacher should never wear to school.

If you are a teacher you need to see this:
http://technologyinclass.com/blog/2010/10/28/halloween-costumes-a-teacher-should-never-wear-to-school/

Gorilla Bananas said...

Let 'em stroke you, teacher lady, it's not as if they're trying to touch you up. I call it good clean fun!

middleagedcrazywoman said...

Sequin sunflower shirt? Interesting.

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CSY said...

I can just imagine the end of the day convo...

"so, how was your day?"
"Good - if you count being groped by 500 kids as a GOOD thing...where's Hugh Jackman when I need him?"

TeenBlogger said...

AWESOME SHIRT! Did you at least get a warning or would all of a sudden BAM tiny hands invade your bubble? LOL either way.