Things I learned today...under duress.
1. When someone tells you that her sandwich smells like her grandma, take her word for it. (I’ll never eat bologna again.)
2. When Sasha says she wants to be the na-boosh and that she never EVER gets to be the na-boosh, it might take eight minutes to figure out that she is saying caboose.
3. Jack’s poop looks like a dinosaur. (At least that's what he told everyone at lunch, in the hall, and in front of the teacher he didn't SEE on the carpet.)
Shaken, not stirred - and make it a double.