Things I learned today...under duress.
1. When someone tells you that her sandwich smells like her grandma, take her word for it. (I’ll never eat bologna again.)
2. When Sasha says she wants to be the na-boosh and that she never EVER gets to be the na-boosh, it might take eight minutes to figure out that she is saying caboose.
3. Jack’s poop looks like a dinosaur. (At least that's what he told everyone at lunch, in the hall, and in front of the teacher he didn't SEE on the carpet.)
Shaken, not stirred - and make it a double.
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One of THOSE days, heh? Have a restful weekend.
whew...dinosaur poop and gramma sandwiches...pour me one too...smiles.
T-Rex in the toilet! Yikes!
When I first read it, I thought the dinosaur poop was on the carpet in front of the teacher. Whew! I'm glad I read it again! Hope your weekend makes up for this trying day!
Look on the bright side: At least you can't validate the poop story like you can the bologna story.
Double indeed, that's some learning you did today!
Margaritas? I'll take one too
Skip the glass. Pour it right down my throat.
I listen to the shrink on the couch, skip the glass.
I miss Frank.
At least he didn't call everyone into the restroom to see for themselves!
I never liked bologna. I'm glad my grandma smelled like cookies!
Which dinosaur???? Hopefully not one of the spiky, spiny ones. Holy cow!
vodkamom, you seriously crack me up. you should write a book.
'Na-boosh' is in the right ballpark, or train yard, at least. My daughter calls it the train "thing-a-majigger" which could be anything related to rail transport, or wedding dress accessories.
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