11/18/11

Made in China. (If Frank doesn't have a TV show soon, then someone has clearly missed the boat.)




I ran into Frank yesterday.



I was leaving the cafeteria and he was walking down the hall towards his classroom.  He was as thrilled to see me as I was to see him, and he grabbed my hand as we walked together down the hall.  (Sure he ran a hundred miles an hour and practically knocked me over, but who's counting.)



He began to fill me in on everything he could think of, and it didn’t take him long to get to the punch line.   “And I was watching a show called Family Guy last night!” he said quickly, “They kept talking about China.”





“China?”  I asked.  “You mean the country China?” 





“No, China!” he shouted.  “CHINA!”  He said emphatically as he pointed to his nether-regions.






Oh good Lord.  




China.





18 comments:

Scope said...

Va-CHINA!

Brian Miller said...

nice tags on this..

frank deserves his own show...omg

The Woman Formerly Known As Beautiful said...

Brian Miller scares the crap out of me. Also, my 11-year old nephew has three older sisters. He got flustered the other day and informed my sister he hadn't gone through his period yet.

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WOW! its great...

Formerly known as Frau said...

Omg....love it! Never heard that one before so much better than va jay jay!

Mel said...

Oh, China...But seriously, where are Frank's parents? Who lets a kid watch that show? It's so wrong that I am sometimes embarrassed by it!

NotesFromAbroad said...

I will never think about China in the same way ...

jessica said...

i have to tell you that i am a prek teacher and mother of 3. we have much in common and i LOVE your blog. i often read things aloud to my husband and the other day he said to me, "it's not enough i have to listen to stories about your class every day- i have to listen to stories about someone else's class too??"

what i LOVE about that is you are annoying my husband and you don't even know him!! hahaha! i thought you could make that your new tagline "Vodka Mom, annoying men all across the U.S."

Vodka Mom said...

Jessica- you made my DAY! Tell your hubby HI!! I'll provide a story a day for the next month. IN HIS HONOR!!!!!


"Annoying husbands across the nation."

That gentleman's lady said...

I can usually count on you for a laugh Vodka :)

And Frank, of course xx

RottenMom said...

I think Brian Miller is kinda Hot.

Did you have to explain to Frank that he does not have a China?

And why is Frank watching Family Guy?

Pseudo said...

I have a Frank this year. He makes me smile every day.

Malisa said...
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Pent-Up Photos said...

You know what your Mama taught you...only pull out the good china for the right people! :)

You need to check my last two posts on Pent-Up Photos. I think you will appreciate it and might even chuckle!

Malisa

gretchen said...

Hehehehehe!

Ivanhoe said...

Oh man! Frank is hillarious! Who let's him watch that though? ;)
Have a great Monday!

Robyn W. Mitoth said...

Oh my gosh that is so cute! I had a kid who said his dad was a "sperm doughnut" instead of "donor."

Grey Family said...

I haven't checked the blog in forever, but there is nothing that makes me smile more than stories about Frank! :)