“You know Mrs. Smythe, I was really thinking that I wanted to be a Ninja Spy when I grow up. But they wear that black thingy across their mouths and they DON’T TALK! I tried that at recess, and I CAN’T DO IT! So I decided to be an Asian Spy instead.”
Sigh. I didn’t have the heart to tell Jack he wasn’t Asian.
But I’m sure he’ll figure THAT out, as well.
(Yeah, he talks a million miles a minute; ALL DAY LONG. He’s the number one reason I am earning my money this year.)