I tried to talk to Jack today about the vocabulary lessons he’s been dishing out at recess.
“Jack, you know we’ve talked about the words you’ve been
saying at recess, right?”
“Yep.” He said
with a shrug.
“Well, you know those words are very bad, and we don’t say them
at school. Do you understand me?” I said, as I looked him in the eye.
“Yep.” He repeated.
And then he winked at me. (What?)
“Jack, who taught you those words?” I asked.
“Oh, it was my f*@&ing sister.”
Oh sweet Lord, he didn’t.
“Crap. Am I in
trouble again?”
Some days I am just swimming in crap; upstream.
15 comments:
Hahahaha....I blame everything on my girls too!!! They f**ked up my life!!!!! Hahaha
hehe...i mean, bad jack....
mathdotcom? Really. What's math got to do with it... you don't really want so spend your days doing statistics, do you?
i wonder what his parents think about their kids' fancy vocabularies. i wonder if they even bother telling the kids to shut the f#%*k up with their nasty-@ss talking.
oh wow. That is going to be one tough nut to crack!
math dot com - I laughed out loud.
What a little Jack@$$! ;-)
Yep, there possibly is a word pool that Jack dips into when not in school. Looks like you are destined to hand out the towel that wipes the crap off every day.
faithful follower
Maybe his sister said "if anyone asks you where you learned that, tell them it was from your "f8kling sister!" Just saying...
innocent until proven guilty
One of my earliest memories is my mother grabbing my chin and telling me to "quit f*&%ing swearing". I'm the oldest; my language was clearly a result of repeating my parents! Yeah, they were still pretty young when they had me....by the time child number 3 arrived 10 years later, well, let's say that his vocabulary of swear words was probably my fault!
wow.. poor kid, imagine sitting down to a conversation with his parents !
That little boy is going to be doing stand up comedy at a very young age here pretty soon. He just made me laugh out loud!!
Take care,
Sue
I think Jack is my long lost love child....
Oh boy, what will Jack being saying by the time he gets to middle school?
!!! Out of the mouths of babes... comes the most AWFUL language. xx
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