Just scoot over and let ME steer. (They don't even see me coming.)

"Mrs. Smythe! Mrs. Smythe!!!  Poppy called me a baby!" cried Sasha.

"Well, does the shoe fit?" I replied.

"Yes.  They're NEW!" she said quickly

"And I think they're beautiful! Look how they sparkle!  Show me how you walk in them!"

"Okay!" And off she went, strutting like a peacock; a beautiful, baby peacock.

(Boom. )


Unknown said...

Old adages are our weapon of choice these days with the youngins

King of New York Hacks said...

What kind of sorcery is this ? :)

Gigi said...

BOOM! Is right. You totally win.

And? I have those shoes in black. Love 'em.

MJ's doghouse said...

Anything that sparkles makes me happy

Formerly known as Frau said...

Love it....nothing like distracting a girl with shoe talk! Have a great weekend!

Japolina said...

I love those shoes.

The Girl Next Door said...

Holy Cow distracting kids with awesome shoes (ok the sparkles didn't hurt). You are BRILLIANT.