How to make your mother a star on the highway.
If your mom drives HER car to your campus to take you to the orthopedic surgeon after you break your ANKLE in an INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL GAME on the next to the last day of school before summer break, there are many ways you can thank her.
For example, you can give her a hug, tell her she's the best mother in the world, maybe buy her lunch or perhaps a coffee.
And when she leaves you HER automatic SUV to drive home because you broke your LEFT ankle and can't drive your standard car home, there are other various ways you can thank her for that. But many of those are for the boring and mundane folk.
Leaving your panties on the top of the laundry basket in the trunk so that the lacy thong FLAPS in the wind as she races down the highway and attracts honks from MANY passers-by was brilliant. Absolutely @*#&ing brilliant.
Tag - I guess I'm it.