5/11/13

How to make your mother a star on the highway.



If your mom drives HER car to your campus to take you to the orthopedic surgeon after you break your ANKLE in an INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL GAME on the next to the last day of school before summer break, there are many ways you can thank her.

For example, you can give her a hug, tell her she's the best mother in the world, maybe buy her lunch or perhaps a coffee.



And when she leaves you HER automatic SUV to drive home because you broke your LEFT ankle and can't drive your standard car home, there are other various ways you can thank her for that.  But many of those are for the boring and mundane folk.



Leaving your panties on the top of the laundry basket in the trunk so that the lacy thong FLAPS in the wind as she races down the highway and attracts honks from MANY passers-by was brilliant.  Absolutely @*#&ing brilliant.






Tag - I guess I'm it.




21 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hey...just think how that thong upper your rep around town...just saying...smiles.

yipes on the break...sounds like not a lot of fun this summer

Gigi said...

I'm SURE she is planning to thank you in a big way tomorrow. I'm positive.

Unknown said...

This made me laugh out loud, literally! At least you got a great story out of it!

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Marissa said...

Hanky Panky Thanky?

Scope said...

I'm certain she will thank you by returning your SUV on "E".

Sue said...

On this Mother's Day, I hate to break this to you, but. . . My "kids" are 33, 31, and 29. Have things changed? Maybe a tiny bit, but they still do the stuff that "kids" do!

Happy Mother's Day,
Sue

SkylersDad said...

On the plus side, I am sure that works much, much better than Match.com... I'm just sayin...

viridian said...

What a great idea! I wear boring underwear so off to kohl's to get a lacy thong.

One crazed mommy said...

Oh that made me laugh!!! Hehe!

Krystal said...

WOW!! I just love this because it totally looks like something I would do even as an adult and mom!! Gotta love the things our children do don't we?

Japolina said...

OMG>>>Too funny. I do hope she feels better soon.

Momo Fali said...

Oh, my.

Cora said...

Baahahahaha! You know she did that on purpose no matter what she says.

Anonymous said...

All I can think of is I hope it was a basket of clean laundry!! LOL!

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