These are the top five things I had for breakfast…
8:35 a.m. Jack told me that when he grows up he’s moving to Australia to become an Australian Soldier. “It only costs FIFTY BUCKS to become a Australian citizen; that’s only 5 ten-dollar bills! I’ll probably get my mom to pay for it, cause my dad will probly be under the ground. BUT, I have to tell the judge WHY I want to be an Australian citizen. I’ll probly just tell him I’m sick of America.”
8:40 a.m. Steve came in this morning and announced to the class, “I wanted a 2 HOUR DELAY! Man. I’m really mad that we didn’t have a 2 hour delay!”
8:41 a.m. Poppy followed close behind and said quickly, “Personally, I prefer the complete delay.”
8:55 a.m. Dante informed the class that Cupid was currently with Santa at the North Pole. He’d be coming around on Friday to shoot us all up with love.
9:05 a.m. During our morning math work, Kelly informed us that she has many kinds of blood. “I have swimming blood, dancing blood, and math blood! But…I have my mom’s feet.”
9:15 a.m. During morning meeting telling sharing Poppy raised her hand. “My dad is having a hemorrhoid-ectomy today! He’s bleeding from his butt….”
“STOP!” I shouted. “Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure your dad might not want us to know that. Next.
Clock check? 9:20 a.m. Five belly laughs in 40 minutes – that’s a record!
(Guys, I'm giving away a THOUSAND dollars here. Since I can't KEEP IT FOR MYSELF, I'm thrilled one of you can have it....)