Truer words were never spoken. (aka The coach knows best.)

Today at morning meeting.

"Mss. Smythe, my basketball coach said that I only listen HALF of the time.  But guess what? I'm in the lead, cause everyone else doesn't listen at ALL."

Yep.  I know just how he feels.   


Gigi said...

Well he's got a point...listening half the time is WAY better than not listening at all.

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Scope said...

I would suspect that the 1/2 of the time he's listening, he's only half listening.

SkylersDad said...

Huh? What were you saying?

I wasn't paying attention...

Formerly known as Frau said...

You gotta love the logic!

Nantango said...

Smart little guy He already has the concept of fractions.

Woman in Love said...

This would be funny if I hadn't spent yesterday with my 7 year old grandniece from out of state. It really is alarming how little she and her cousin who I see often listen to adults.

Joanna Jenkins said...

I love that the kid was PROUD of half listening :-)
xoxo jj

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