Some days I wish I really COULD ride a broom.....

This morning during Summer Literacy Camp I was enjoying a nice conversation with my little group of readers.  They were reading a book called Fantastic Fish, when one of the little boys looked at me and, pointing to his upper lip, said “What’s that thing on your lip? That brown thingy?”

I laughed and said, “Well, it’s a mole. “

“What’s that?” he asked.

“A mole is, well, it’s kind of a big freckle!”  I smiled and turned to Molly whose turn it was to read. 
She looked at the boys and said, “That’s a thing all witches have.” 

I looked at her in surprise!  “Yikes! I can tell you that I’m not a witch….”

She looked at me shook her head.  “Well, if that’s what you say…”

Lord have mercy I DO miss the little ones.....


Gigi said...

Oh the little ones crack me up!

Brian Miller said...

gotta love them...deep into summer school at this point...one more week left...and actually after we kicked out the one kid who chucked full water bottles at peoples heads...ew have been smooth sailing...

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Kathy's Klothesline said...

I would have cackled like a witch for her ..... I'll get you my pretty one!!

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Audric's Mom said...

LOL. Those movies featuring witches with big moles are the ones to blame! :)

Marissa said...

I would have told her that I was only a witch when people pee in the bushes instead of the toilet...hahahahaha

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