4/13/16

Here's the bench, Frank. You've been relieved of your duties...

We were sitting on the picnic tables at recess.

“I have to leave the dining room table if I have to toot at dinner-time,” Liam said.  "So I stand up and BACK UP like this,” he explained as he shuffled backwards bent at the hip with his hiney stuck up in the air. “And then I scoot my butt into the other room and toot. Then I come back to the table.”

I looked at him, trying INCREDIBLY hard not to laugh. “Well, that is GOOD to know.” I said.


“Yeah.  I toot a LOT. A lot, a lot, a lot!!!  And sometimes, I just say ‘Pull My FInger.’ ”




“And THAT,” I said, “Is even BETTER to know!”




He skipped away, completely unaware that he is THE BEST KID EVER.”  .   

11 comments:

quiltmom anna said...

Love that your kids make you laugh so much and that you bring out their sense of fun and humor.. You never know what kids will say or their amazing logic but I know that sometime during the day some kid is going to make me laugh or melt my heart or sometimes make me want to cry.. Life is never dull in the classroom.
Wishing you all the best,
Regards,
Anna

Carrie Koch said...

I laughed.

Also. I meant to tell you one. We were working on our blends yesterday. I showed a picture of a certain winged insect. The reasonable guess of "cricket" came from the crowd. I suggested a little bigger. In all seriousness, a certain young lady shouted "alligator!"

Vodka Mom said...

If ONLY she had BLALLIGATOR!


Oh well, they can't be right ALL of the time



Gigi said...

How lucky for you that your job gives you giggles!

#1Nana said...

That kid has better manners than i. I just try to keep it silent.

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