And perhaps reason #1 NOT to retire. (aka It's a laugh a day, people. A hilarious laugh a day.)

I walked into the lunchroom today to pick up the kids after lunch and Mackenzie was standing in the line with her shorts (and undies) down around her ankles.  HER ANKLES. Yep, she was standing in line naked from the waist down.


She hastily reached down and yanked them up.  "What were you DOING?" I asked incredulously.

"Well... I forgot I didn't have pockets and somehow my pants went down.  It was an accident, " she added with a smile.

Oh good God in heaven.  I'm sure glad I don't have those kinds of accidents. 


Auntie Pam said...

I have missed your blogging so much! Thank you for returning.

marlu said...

I have missed it too....check every day! Thanks for a laugh today.

Life of a Doctor's Wife said...

HA! Seriously, with stories like these, you can't ever leave!

Angela said...

Thanks for the laugh!

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