The second sign that it's time to retire.

We were walking down the hall today on our way to the first grade classrooms.  There are 6 more days of school, and today was "moving up" day.  (That means the kids visit the classrooms of next year's grade and visit with the teachers.)

I was holding Max's hand as we walked down the hall, and he had something to say.  "Ms. Smythe, excuse me, but can I ask again if you have lotion at home?"

"What?" I said, as he was speaking very softly and I couldn't hear him over the ROAR of the 24 children that were following us in line.

He coughed, "Well, I was wondering if you had LOTION at your house."

"Wait," I said as I stopped walking and looked at him, "Are you asking me if I have HAND lotion at my house?  Are my hands rough?"

"Well, they ARE a little dry."

Oh sweet Jesus, he really IS gifted.   


Anonymous said...

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.



Gigi said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love that he is worried about the condition of your skin.