The first sign it might be time to retire.

"Hey Mrs. Smythe, did you know that I just LOVE calling you grandma?" Ellie said this morning.

"Yeah!  It's a real treat for me, too," I said with a smile.

And when I say smile, I probably mean grimace.



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This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.



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