I was sitting in the, um, powder room the other day leafing
through the new Oprah magazine and was thrilled to see Oprah’s new “Favorite
Things” list. I decided that it
was about time that I present MY “favorite things” list for this holiday
season. Grab a pen a paper, cause
you’re gonna want to start your holiday shopping.
Vodka’s Favorite Things.
1. I just LOVE
this iPod mini, and use it at the gym, walking, hiking or when in meetings that
are boring me to death. I stole it
from Bitchy who won it for selling the most shoes last December at her shoe
store. I also stole the headphones from the hidden bottom section of the box
her IPhone was packaged in - so basically, they were free.
2. I have about five pair of these stylish reading glasses. They were a dollar (ONE DOLLAR) at the Dollar Store here in town. While I love free things, I can shell out a buck every now and then. (And it sure helps to be able to see something when one wants to READ. Although, according to Julia, some people can read words with their eyes CLOSED.)
3. I adore
these gloves that I wear during recess every single day in the fall and
winter. They were a gift from a
teacher I worked with before I was elected to be in the Top Secret Teacher Relocation Program. So yes, they
were free. (And fabulous.)
4. I adore this
teacup that I use for COFFEE every single morning. It was made in Russia, but I stumbled upon it in our local
Goodwill Store. THAT is the best
and greatest method of Going Green- and if we all shopped there every now and
then this recycling thing might really take off.
5. I love this
exercise ball that I use every morning and evening for crunches. And while they
don’t seem to be working quite yet, I won’t give up. It’s also used as a chair every now and then when I have
more people in my living room that I have chairs. It was given to me when my friend moved to Arizona. (And I want to thank her for the THOUSAND square inch flatscreen TV she also gave me....) (It was FREE.)
6. These are
mini-toothbrushes that I keep in my car, purse, teacher bag and bedside
table. (Ahem.) They’re not FREE, but they’re
priceless. (Fresh is best.)
7. My hair is
incredibly fine. I have a LOT of
hair, but it doesn’t hold a curl OR any volume for any amount of time. I have tried every SINGLE kind of
hairspray or hair product, and this is what works best. It’s Aussie Instant
Freeze, and I keep a can at school AND at home. Sure, it’s probably killing my hair, but I don’t care. I can at least look good for the first
hour of the day when I use it. It’s
$3.99 at the local Weis Market, and I always have a $.50 coupon that Weiss
doubles. So, it’s ALMOST free.
8. I’m loving
this Pond’s concealer/make-up that was sent to me FREE from Pond’s. Frankly, I love it so much that I will
actually buy it when my two tubes run out. It claims to help with old age, and I’m a sucker for
anything that will help me with that tiny issue. (Oh sure, I FEEL thirty, but apparently according to Bitchy, I don't look it. Bitch.)
9. These are my
all time favorite earrings that I found in a tiny shop called Resource in Annapolis. (If you go there please mention me, and
tell them I sent you!) Not only do
I have four pair, I bought some for all the teachers on my Primary Team. The other
teachers in the building are jealous, and odds are great that I’ll pick up
more next summer for the rest of them! Generosity feeds your soul. (Do it!) (Also, if you want a man to stare at you forEVER, wear these. Trust me. p.s.)
10. These were
beautiful flowers that Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome brought me when I made him
lasagna last week. They are making
me smile every single day when I walk look at them. In fact, I’m looking at them RIGHT NOW while I write. (Sigh.)
11. I adore
this saying from Pooh. I found
this at the Goodwill in Annapolis last summer for $1.50, and firmly believe it’s
true. A grand adventure is bound
to happen- every single day. (A dollar FIFTY! I practically stole it.)
12. This is a
bridge that Mr. Tall and I crossed during one of our hikes. And yes, I was scared to cross it.
However, I realized that those moments- those ones that freak you out and make
you catch your breath- are the ones that accompany the most memorable
times. So when you’re scared…you
know you’re on the right path.
13. I love this
dress, and three other SIMILAR ones that I bought at the exclusive “Ross’s”
store. It’s incredibly
comfortable, somewhat flattering (I’ve been told) and so easy to wash and
wear! And the best part is, it was
only $15.99. Sweet Lord in heaven,
that’s a steal.
14. Because Mr.
Tall has a sweet tooth, I’ve been spending time browsing the half price bakery
cart that is always located in the back of the high-end Weis Supermarket to
keep some goodies on hand. I’ve
discovered a whole new world of bargains, and have realized that you can freeze
some of these baked goods and pull them out in a pinch! (Who knew?) I highly recommend the Red Velvet Whoopie pies, which might
have been the reason Mr. Tall brought me flowers last week.
15. On another
of our weekend adventures, Mr. T. took me to a cool Amish Country
Supermarket. The shelves were
lined with spices, sweets and all sorts of cooking ingredients! I was thrilled, and stumbled upon these
Chia Seeds. While I know they are very good at growing grass on small ceramic
shapes, I’ve also heard something about Chia seeds and weight loss and so I
grabbed them! As soon as I
discover how to use them to lose weight, I’ll let you know. In the meantime if any of you see grass
growing out of any of my openings, let me know.
Now, make your
favorite things list, and get out there and find something super scary to do
today. (Just take that first step.....)
