Dear Bitchy,
Hold the phone. HOLD THE PHONE!!!! Was I dreaming last night, or did you actually hang out with your SISTER Sassy all night? Did you go have coffee? Did you really go play bingo at that little carnival? Did you HANG OUT on the trampoline all night without pulling each other’s hair out?
Someone call Will Smith and tell him to get his green jumpsuit ready – the world is coming to an end.
