Dear God,
Remember when I took Sassy to Verizon the other day for her upgrade, and they told me that there are no more FREE upgrades?
And remember how Sassy wanted the phone that would end up being 100 dollars after the rebate and special offers, and we went ROUND AND ROUND about it in front of a packed store?
And……remember how I relented and decided that they could put the balance on my account, and I would try to find a way to HIDE IT from Tightwad? (Well, because she decided she could wear the same prom gown two proms in a row I kind of felt she deserved it. I’m a pushover.)
Yeah. It was a stressful moment, and to add to the drama, I ended up with the rookie salesperson that took HOURS to do everything in his computer.
But then you reached out Your Hand, and at that moment Verizon couldn’t for the LIFE of them get into my account. They tried, and tried and tried. Finally, the manager came over and declared that it was my LUCKY DAY. Everything. Was. Free.
Yeah. I almost kissed him on the lips.
(and here I thought you forgot about me...)
