Note to self:
If you receive an email from a lovely woman who wants to send you
something “spicy” in the mail, say yes.
However, don’t be TOO surprised when you open the box and it
does NOT contain the Cajun cooking spices you were expecting!
(Lesson learned:
Check the links contained in emails regarding free stuff. Or, if you’re
like me and love surprises, don’t.)
Now please excuse me, I've just decided what I'm giving Bitchy for graduation, and I must get wrapping.....

