Want a sure-fire way to distract the restaurant patrons at the Clyde's restuarant away from the excess "junk in your trunk"?
Ride in the back seat of your sister-in-law's Audi convertible at the SPEED OF LIGHT with the top and all the windows down. The Aussie Feeze spray you use will also guarantee that your new "do" will last through dinner and dessert.
I coulda used that on crazy hair day.