6/7/09

The Grapes of Math...


Friday’s sharing:

 

Hannah: “My brother’s eye is swollen and we don’t know why.”

 

Ricky: “ My brother was swollen one time in his private parts (pointing to his crotch). It was his BALL!! It got all big and purple! It looked like a big purple grape!

 

Me: “Uh. Okay. Well. Sharing is over...”



Please go see Comedy Goddess today....this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...



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35 comments:

♥ Braja said...

R-rated kiddy talk...it's so funny.

mary said...

Made me laugh out loud on a Sunday morning - and THAT'S what it's all about.

dizzblnd said...

OMG! This is the first time I have laughed since being rudely awakened this morning!

I wonder if his brother had blueballs?

Dana's Brain said...

Those kids have no idea how much they keep us entertained!

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

out of the mouths of babes. fo reals.

keep it comin mama.

buffalodick said...

I've been kicked in the grapes, and that will do it...

Lisa said...

wow- grapes will never be the same again

Frau said...

What grade do you teach again! Your kids are a riot!

only a movie said...

With your job, the blog writes itself. You'll have to donate massive amounts of money to your former classroom when you're a famous author. xxxooo

zelzee said...

And it doesn't change as they get older........their goal is to still to have swelling in their private parts!

Phil Bennett said...

Let's hope the two events are not connected in any way!

:)

Phil

Scobberlotcher said...

Hilarious. For us, I mean. Not for the poor lad.

Kathy said...

too funny!

SkylersDad said...

That is so funny, and yes, the swelling continues young man...

AB HOME INTERIORS said...

HahhaThis is great! Stopping by from SITS!

Sandee said...

That was way more information than I needed or wanted. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i remember when sarge had his ball-ectomy (vasechtomy) his both got big and purple. plus i have no idea how to spell vasechtomy but i know this is not how! have a great day...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

a preposition is something you never end a sentence with... ps

Michel said...

Best title EVER. Nuff said.

Captain Dumbass said...

I think if my private parts were purple and swollen I'd be showing them to a doctor rather than my brother.

Vivienne said...

Love the title. I will be purchasing green grapes for the next several weeks until I can erase that image from my brain.

Suzy said...

That video made me weep it was so funny.

Men and their balls, man they start obsessing about them early.

Joyful said...

Gotta love kid's descriptions - and their honesty.

mo.stoneskin said...

Purple? Crumbs, only a baseball could cause that.

Bobby G said...

Yikes...I dont even know what to say

Laoch of Chicago said...

: )

Beth said...

What would cause that? Can you go back and find out for us?

laughingwolf said...

kids are descriptive, if nothing else :O lol

Mango Girl said...

Grapes and math in the same sentance? Ewww! I so don't like that...I thought grapes (read wine) were suppose to help me forget!!!!

Jennifer said...

AAahahhahaaaa! ROTFLMBO! I can't get the image of a swollen, purple ball out of my head! hahahahaa!

A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Golly, he's so young to have already seen testicular torsion!

Mimi Lenox said...

Soooo typical. Hysterical. Whatever pops into their little heads comes right out of their mouths.

Pastor Sharon said...

Too funny!!!! Kids are too much fun! And to think, I used to like purple grapes. . . I'll never look at one again the same way!

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

I love this!

A Woman Of No Importance said...

~Yikes! I don't eve want to think about that one...

But one of my teachers once told me that a parent had rung him to explain that Simon wouldn't be in class that day, "as he's got his tentacles caught in his zip..." ;) xxx

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