Hannah: “My brother’s eye is swollen and we don’t know why.”
Ricky: “ My brother was swollen one time in his private parts (pointing to his crotch). It was his BALL!! It got all big and purple! It looked like a big purple grape!
Me: “Uh. Okay. Well. Sharing is over...”
Please go see Comedy Goddess today....this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...