Today during sharing someone brought up their dog. This, as you know, always starts a chain reaction, and today it was no different. Except THIS was the kicker...
Johnny: "My dog Jake peed upstairs, and my dad yelled, 'Jake, you bastard!!!' "
gulp.
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That is why kids are so much fun...I remember my daughter calling my son a dumass...he was all upset, and I did a good job of not laughing...I just said "well are you?" when he replied "no" then I told him to just ignor her...they were 3 and 5....ugh...
I am just giggling like a mad hatter over here.
Nice. What CAN you say to that?
Thank you, I needed a good laugh.
There are definitely no secrets when small children are in the house.
I am encouraged by your labels - but remember, there are no strings attached to the lifting......we do it because we love you. No obligatory posting.....just keep taking your time to figure things out.
Well, dad knows. Bwahahahaha. Dad needs to know that his son is emulating him. Just saying.
Hope you are feeling much better today. Big hug. :)
Lucky he doesn't live at my house. You'd have heard worse.
Deja Vu, Vodka Mom. I remember that story from before?
Still... it's a keeper.
So funny! I wonder what he calls the dogs mother...
Hope you are doing better today
The ass kicking is piling up...:D
Peace - Rene
Hee, hee ... I needed that little chuckle this afternoon!! LOL!!
Jeez, I actually thought the title said "Sometimes a MARTINI just presents itself." Seriously....
Cos it does. You ever find that?
That was unexpected. I was expecting a bitch joke regarding a dog.
hahahahaha.
And this is why I love children.
That is beyond hysterical!
I'm afraid of the thing my child may say during show and share. Very, very afraid.
No offense to the Comedy goddess, but you are WAYYYYY funnier than the "Comedy Goddess". Vodka Mom, you rule!
LOL..I remember reading that one out loud to my husband first time around and I laughed just as hard this time. What a classic!
That was too funny!
That will SO be something my kid will say! I can already hear the phone calls from teachers.
Okay, that one was a seriously "laugh out load" one, which I did. I could just hear the little kid saying that!! I love their innocence and I especially love the ones that have timing and KNOW they are funny!! My ex and the new wife through "lots of money & the mircles of modern medicine" just had a baby;she's 48 and he is 54! So for the past few months I've been teaching my little 2 year old granddaugher this, "Riley, what is Papa"? She gets this really big smile, and then delivers her line, "Papa is a jackasssssss"! And then we both laugh!
I can't even imagine the things you must hear in your classroom!
Well, can you blame him!
BWAHAHAHAHA! I love the job you have. I mean, I love that YOU have that job and tell stories. Not that I want your job. No way.
Girl you always make me laugh!!!
Seriously..how do you not laugh??
Oh my god. Is it summer yet? You need some time to reset your serious face for next year.
Well, he's acurate!
I knew there was a reason I was looking forward to teaching summer school!
He was correct. Technically all dogs are bastards since they don't marry. :)
Phil
Kids sure do say the darndest things eh?
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Dawn
Superb. Jake clearly was a bastard for doing that.
Gotta love the kids. . . they just tell the truth like it is!
Bwa HAHAHAHA!!!!!
You're so lucky...that never happens to me.
Ah! that Johnny has a funny family are they from Jersey?
UM, AT LEAST HE GOT THE GENDER CORRECT???
Well alrighty then. Gotta love those big mouths that spill every secret to the public.
Da Goddess
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And he was. A bastard. That Jake dog!
Out of the mouths of babes? I'm so glad they don't have show and tell at the university level...
Haha ooh I love the things these kids come out with... p.s. thanks for featuring me :-) very kind!
Kids say the darnedest things.
LMAO! Gotta love kids, they have no internal filter (kinda like me)
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