8/1/09

It was an honest question


I did have a really funny little boy this year. (He was five most of the year.) He was like a grown man in a little boy's body.


One day he was scratching his "private area" outside of his pants- thank goodness! My para asked, "Do you need to go to the bathroom?"




He replied, "No, can't a man have an itch?"

73 comments:

Holly said...

Hilarious!

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!

♥ Braja said...

Jesus. Is he an Aussie???

Chanda said...

That is hilarious! I love that!

Alix said...

Most definitely a man can have an itch. How he chooses to scratch it is an entirely different matter.

What a funny little dude!

Brian Miller said...

lol. precious. they do happen you know. lol.

blueviolet said...

I woulda bust a gut if I heard that.

Phil Bennett said...

Sometimes we just gotta itch. Classic funny!!!

Peace,

Phil

LiLu said...

Oh, that is PRICELESS. I love when kids talk like adults. I probably shouldn't have any because I would definitely teach them all the bad words for my own amusement.

Not The Rockefellers said...

Asked and answered...:D

Peace - Rene

blognut said...

Excellent! I think if it itches, he should most definitely scratch it.

LPC said...

That's so funny! I can't believe those words actually came out of his mouth.

Moannie said...

Wish I could have seen your face, bet you burst out laughing, I know I would have.

darsden said...

rotflmao...too funny, guess he has heard that one from dad ;-) priceless don't blink he will be a man before you know it

Desert Songbird said...

If I didn't know better, I'd say you had my son in your class.

WeaselMomma said...

Love it! Those kids are too funny.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Was that my son?

That one girl said...

Kids are awesome.

I can't wait until my kids says stuff that embarrasses the crap out of me in front of other people and i have to fumble for a way to smooth out the situation.

Yeah, those times are going to rock.

Ann's Rants said...

Classic. Just caught up on your last three posts.

How in the HELL do you keep up with all this bloginess??

xo

And of course I voted for your cute little heiney months ago.

slacker-chick said...

What a perfect picture you chose to go along with this hilarious post, too. (Sorry my comment probably didn't make you laugh, as you requested above...now I feel bad... I'll do better next time.)

Coco said...

I love the things kids say. It just cracks me up. Plus I love their artwork. I love their imagination.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

That's priceless!

Lisa@Pickles and Cheese said...

I love what little boys come up with! I had a kid in a CCD church class years ago who sounded like this kids older brother. I asked him what his name was and he told me that "his friends just call him Money". He was in the 2nd grade! Ha! Thanks for the laugh.

Maggie said...

LOL!! Hilarious!!

This reminds me...

A few weeks before I came out of vacations, my coordinator told me that she went to see the English teacher over at the kindergarten. She said they began to talk and got distracted for a few seconds only.

Next, she said she saw a bunch of the little ones all gathered in a circle. So she went to see what was up! And saw that all of them were deeply staring at something!

Guess what? One of the kids had his birdy out! And everyone was amazed to see it. LOL! xD

ModernMom said...

Ha ha ha
Do you think his father was often itchy?? :)

Pastor Sharon said...

How funny! Children know how to keep it real!

Charmaine said...

Okay. I signed up and voted for you which was, literally a major pain in my ass.

There are two blogs ahead of you in votes. I checked them out. They are NOT funny.

I don't get it. I'm so confused that I am beginning to question whether or not Global Warming is real, either.

Irish Chicken Soup said...

That is just lovely. That kid's going to be fun. I'm so glad I've come back to blogger. I get to read this stuff again.

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SkylersDad said...

Well done young man!

Suzy said...

My downstairs neighbor does that in front of me. So inappropriate when you're 35!!

Paige said...

Well really--CAN'T a man have an itch?

Sara said...

Valid question. I guess he's just starting early.

sitting on the mood swing at the playground said...

Very funny! I think I work with his relatives...

My nephew attends a Catholic school and when they were doing special petitions he asked the class to pray for his privates because they were hurting a little bit.

Julie B. said...

How the heck to you keep your cool in the classroom? So when does school start back up for you? We don't go back until mid-week after Labor Day in NJ, but I saw some other mom's talking about going back next week...wow! Do you at least have a bit more summer left?

Zip n Tizzy said...

Yeah lady. Enough suggestin' the bathroom.
That's the look I get shot.

the mama bird diaries said...

Yes, a man can have an itch.

Too funny!

CK Lunchbox said...

My kinda man. Hand him a beer - tell him it's on me.

Anna See said...

he tells it like it is! too cute.

996 followers!

Joanie M said...

That's too funny! Five going on 30.

Yvonne said...

Just like a man... so cute

flutter said...

well?

Irish Gumbo said...

Yeah, seriously, Mom! Jeez, got an itch, gotta scratch...

Funny stuff!

Twenty-Something said...

That says a lot about his father, Im sure!

Jan said...

That is funny.

Lynn said...

The first grade teacher at the school where I was teaching 6th at the time, happened to look up to see one of her little boys with his tallywacker in his fingers, rubbing it slowly up and down the arm of the little girl sitting next to him.
"It was soft." he explained.
We think he meant her arm.

I have tried to vote for you twice now and I keep getting "try again."
What's up with that?

Mrs. C. said...

Those kids! It's one of the little perks of teaching to come home and talk about their funny stuff at the table...

And then there was my own lovely son, who just recently when I asked "Son, do you have an itch?" responded "No, just moving my junk around.."

Mango Girl said...

Classic!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Dang, i didn't know my neighbor kid was in your class :-)

Donna said...

So thats who my grandson got it from.Hmmmm.

Eternally Distracted said...

Bloody men!! ;0)

I see you are one follower away from 1000 - You go girl!!

Ps I love the fact that blog comments can make me say American phrases without sounding like Bridget Jones!

Frau said...

But why do they always itch and grab themselves I think they are checking to make sure its still there!!

Sprite's Keeper said...

So it really does start that young? I thought John was joking when he said he's been digging around those areas since birth! I love this and it completely works! You're linked! (sorry I didn't see it til tonight. The kid did not nap today, battles were waged, the hostages were finally released and she's sleeping it off in her cell.)
(BTW, congrats on Kindle! How freaking cool is that!?)

Captain Dumbass said...

Never gets any easier, buddy.

LadyFi said...

That boy is going to go far!

Smarty pants...

Angie Ledbetter said...

You have blog blingage awaiting at my place. *scratch scratch* :)

Aunt Julie said...

Sounds like he was itchin' for some attention! SITS sent me over...Happy Sunday!

Elise said...

oh my goodness that really made me laugh - thank you !

Melissa B. said...

If you've got an itch, you just HAVE to scratch it, correctamundo?

Vodka Logic said...

Do you share these gems with their parents?

xx

Kathryn Magendie said...

*LAUGHING!*

Dang, how do people get their blogs so unique looking - I'm so bored of mine I could ...well, yawn I guess....

Maureen at IslandRoar said...

Some kids are born 80 years old, or at least 40.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

that's the very same thing sarge always says! how funny!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

welcome home! ps

Anna Lefler said...

When does a man NOT have an itch, for crying out loud?

Hilarious!

So great meeting you and hanging out at BlogHer, VM. Sending hugs!

XO

Anna

Jannie Funster said...

Ha! They grow up so fast.

Tara R. said...

That is priceless! I read this to my men folk and even my Hubs laughed. That's really saying something!

It was so much fun meeting you at BlogHer.

The Mind of a Mom said...

At that point I would have totally lost it! That is classic

MsPicketToYou said...

this makes me so happy -- an assured.

GFYO upon seeing McDonald's truck with GIANT FRIES on the side --

"That makes my penis get big."

Dude.

Ken-Ken said...

Hahaha, oh my.
Your blog is so refreshing.
I love it.

Kristen said...

Yep. They sure do. And scratch. Scratch. Scratch...In restaurants, at the store, on dates {yep. I noticed} and apparently even in kindergarten.

Jade Bordeaux said...

I could NOT have laughed harder!!!! OMG

Mama Badger said...

The boy, he is honest. Sometimes you just have to scratch.

Bethany said...

Haha, that's hysterical! I love little kids! ;)

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