9/11/09

How to Lose a Cat in Ten Days...


Today during sharing:


Jack: “Guess what? We have a spray cat!”

Me: “Um, do you mean a STRAY cat?”

“No! It’s a SPRAY cat. SPRAY. We found it. And guess who it belongs to? The barking dogs behind our HOUSE! The ones that keep us up ALL NIGHT LONG!”



Hm. I think we’ve discovered why he’s a spray.

38 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

You could write a book with all these things the kids say.

xx

dizzblnd said...

Maybe you can help write up a ransom note.

Tara R. said...

I love the way kids' brains work.

KMcJoseph said...

Don't forget to get your pets sprayed and hootered.

WeaselMomma said...

That is too funny. We just Got a puppy (that hasn't barked yet) and our 3 cats are petrified (without warrant). I can see why that cat would spray.

Jan said...

Did the cat come with its own garden hose? If so, I have some dogs next door that need taken care of.

Elenka said...

ha ha
Yeah, I'm back in the saddle again, too.
Dead tired.
7th graders are still just as exhausting as your kindergarteners, I do believe.

CK Lunchbox said...

cats are what cynical people are reincarnated to come back as... I'm destined to becoming a 'spray' myself.

Not The Rockefellers said...

O fer crying out loud KMcJ...that's wicked funny.

Sprazy Cats and Minute Mutts...

Peace - Rene

Susan said...

I sometimes hang out on the neighbor's porch and wait for her to feed me. It's the kids that bark at my place.

Scope said...

I thought a "spray cat" was a skunk.

Sprite's Keeper said...

As long as he "sprays" or neuters it, no worries.
xoxo

Rick Daley said...

What a pussy.

Steven Anthony said...

out of the mouths of babes...lol

Paige said...

ha! I found a kitten tonight. Just sitting in the road miles from anywhere.

Now I own her.

Shit.

Michele said...

I wonder if SPRAY cats are anything like FREE cats. Free but not really so much free.

Comedy Goddess said...

I was once led aspray.

flutter said...

Oh, dear...

SkylersDad said...

I think it's a stray that has been spayed.

Alix said...

Spray! I get it!

Why was I thinking "spay?"

Sigh. Dumb me as usual.

Cora said...

Poor kitty.

Brian Miller said...

ha. kids say the most amazing things.

alix- don't feel bad i thought that was where it was headed as well.

♥ Braja said...

You're nuts. :)))

The Mind of a Mom said...

Ohhh phewwww.. I was waiting for him to tell you that they took his boy parts away. Then you would have some splaining to do because you know that they were not all going to let that one go! :o)
Welcome back to work

Mango Girl said...

Did the dogs stop barking?

Little Ms Blogger said...

We don't have the same neighbors do we?

I have a Spray cat in my yard that belongs to the neighbors behind me. They run an illegal kennel and let the barking/howling dogs out several times/day and it is funny when they are all singing in harmony.

In addition to the dogs, they have a goose and rooster and this Spray cat of theirs pees in my flower bed.

S3XinthePantry said...

OH, Jack is great!

I always feel sorry for spray cats until they start to....you know!

buffalodick said...

Got our last cat from a meat market, where she was caught living off the dumpster in back.. smart cat! Had her for 9 years now... good survival skills to live though the Airedales we've had...

Kathy said...

spray cats are the bestest.. LOL Too cute!

Captain Dumbass said...

I don't think I want to know what my kids say in school.

The Nice One said...

I was just thinking about how my students make me laugh...daily. and I don't even teach KG.

Jen said...

That's hilarious, I love the things kids come up with to describe something! Too funny!

JennyMac said...

spray cat...hahahaha...children are so wise.

Stesha said...

Kids tell the best stories!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Marinka said...

Ha! Funny lady.

Fragrant Liar said...

Free-range cat. Bok bok!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Jack is a dumbass.

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