Today during sharing:
Jack: “Guess what? We have a spray cat!”
Me: “Um, do you mean a STRAY cat?”
“No! It’s a SPRAY cat. SPRAY. We found it. And guess who it belongs to? The barking dogs behind our HOUSE! The ones that keep us up ALL NIGHT LONG!”
Hm. I think we’ve discovered why he’s a spray.
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You could write a book with all these things the kids say.
xx
Maybe you can help write up a ransom note.
I love the way kids' brains work.
Don't forget to get your pets sprayed and hootered.
That is too funny. We just Got a puppy (that hasn't barked yet) and our 3 cats are petrified (without warrant). I can see why that cat would spray.
Did the cat come with its own garden hose? If so, I have some dogs next door that need taken care of.
ha ha
Yeah, I'm back in the saddle again, too.
Dead tired.
7th graders are still just as exhausting as your kindergarteners, I do believe.
cats are what cynical people are reincarnated to come back as... I'm destined to becoming a 'spray' myself.
O fer crying out loud KMcJ...that's wicked funny.
Sprazy Cats and Minute Mutts...
Peace - Rene
I sometimes hang out on the neighbor's porch and wait for her to feed me. It's the kids that bark at my place.
I thought a "spray cat" was a skunk.
As long as he "sprays" or neuters it, no worries.
xoxo
What a pussy.
out of the mouths of babes...lol
ha! I found a kitten tonight. Just sitting in the road miles from anywhere.
Now I own her.
Shit.
I wonder if SPRAY cats are anything like FREE cats. Free but not really so much free.
I was once led aspray.
I think it's a stray that has been spayed.
Spray! I get it!
Why was I thinking "spay?"
Sigh. Dumb me as usual.
Poor kitty.
ha. kids say the most amazing things.
alix- don't feel bad i thought that was where it was headed as well.
You're nuts. :)))
Ohhh phewwww.. I was waiting for him to tell you that they took his boy parts away. Then you would have some splaining to do because you know that they were not all going to let that one go! :o)
Welcome back to work
Did the dogs stop barking?
We don't have the same neighbors do we?
I have a Spray cat in my yard that belongs to the neighbors behind me. They run an illegal kennel and let the barking/howling dogs out several times/day and it is funny when they are all singing in harmony.
In addition to the dogs, they have a goose and rooster and this Spray cat of theirs pees in my flower bed.
OH, Jack is great!
I always feel sorry for spray cats until they start to....you know!
Got our last cat from a meat market, where she was caught living off the dumpster in back.. smart cat! Had her for 9 years now... good survival skills to live though the Airedales we've had...
spray cats are the bestest.. LOL Too cute!
I don't think I want to know what my kids say in school.
I was just thinking about how my students make me laugh...daily. and I don't even teach KG.
That's hilarious, I love the things kids come up with to describe something! Too funny!
spray cat...hahahaha...children are so wise.
Kids tell the best stories!
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
Ha! Funny lady.
Free-range cat. Bok bok!
Jack is a dumbass.
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