Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night with questions swirling around in your head? I know I'm not the only post-hysterectomy woman who can't sleep past 3:00 in the morning no matter WHAT time she goes to bed. Okay, so I don't get the hot flashes (any more) that radiate from somewhere inside you and make you feel like that volcano out in Hawaii that is constantly erupting - but I still can't sleep through the night.
It's in these wee early morning hours that my brain goes CRAZY! These are the questions that kept my up last night. Hopefully some of you geniuses out there can help me.
1. Has anyone EVER gotten paid from Google Adsense? I know I'm making a few bucks a month, but I've been doing it for 15 months and have never received a check. Have any of YOU?
2. How do I make a vlog? Do I record myself on my Photo Booth? Can I record myself on another application? Can I make it look like I've lost 20 pounds? Can I photoshop myself?
3. How is it that my widget says that I have 1130 followers, and I only have 281 votes over at Blogger's Choice? Is it too much trouble to take 5 minutes to sign up? It only took me 15 minutes to sign up myself, Tightwad, Bitchy, Sassy, The Golden Boy and my two dogs. (Perhaps I'm just not that *&%^ funny.) (By the way- It's under my OLD name of Waitress Where's My Martini... perhaps THAT was the problem all along!!!)
4. How can I get more people to enter my two contests to benefit Dove's Self-Esteem promotion? I'm enticing them with Vampire stuff and Phil Done!! Should I promise a copy of the movie "300"? Wait, if I do that, I'd have to enter them myself. (Now I've gone and distracted myself.) (And how can I make these images BIGGER when I upload them?????? Never mind on that one- someone just taught me HOW!)