How to get a standing ovation from your fellow staff members at lunchtime?
Sing "Five Little Pumpkins" (without thinking) in the FACULTY bathroom while the adjacent faculty LUNCHROOM is packed. (Then, when you TRY to tell them you were just trying to see if you remembered all the words, they will NOT buy it.)
Now I finally understand why the kids sing in our kid bathrooms without even realizing it.
I think I might need a sabbatical.