3/29/10

No thanks, I'm not thirsty anymore...


This particular story came from my friend who teaches kindergarten in Virginia.

She took her class to another school for a field trip to see their "pen pals." After the gathering, she had the class use the bathroom before they went home. Most of the children also took advantage of the water fountain outside the restrooms before boarding the bus to go across town.

Miss Jones: "Johnny, did you want to get a drink here at the fountain before we get on the bus?"


Johnny, "Naw.....I got a drink from that one in there!" And with that, he pointed to the boys bathroom.


Yeah.


Where the urinals were located.





He'll probably be their next senator.





31 comments:

Trac~ said...

OMG! LOL too funny! Kids (especially boys) never cease to amaze me! Thanks for sharing! :o)

Secretia said...

Gross me right out! I hope he doesn't ever become a waiter.

Fragrant Liar said...

Um, eeeeewwwww.

Living Shallow, Living Well said...

Yuck and yet- he's just a kid. Probably didn't think twice about it.

The Pipster said...

ARGH! I'm still thirsty though. It's only Monday and I need to wait until the weekend for my V & F (vodka/Fresca)

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Priceless!! You're right, he DEFINITELY has a future in politics!!!

Sprite's Keeper said...

There's one in every class. Two in Sprite's, I think..

Joanie M said...

Yuck, but LMAO at the same time!

CaneWife said...

LMAO! The things little children do!

Little Ms Blogger said...

What a conservationist! He flushes and DRINKS all in one swoop -- no wasting more gallons of water.

He's brilliant!


Ya know I'm joking - gross!

Steven Anthony said...

brilliant boy;)

Dawn said...

OMG!! THAT is SOOO gross! It reminded me of what happened to me last year.
http://whatsaroundthenextbend.blogspot.com/2009/04/gross-profit-or-gain.html

NEVER trust boys coming out of the bathroom!!!

Cora said...

Oh Lordy! And the smell of urine didn't deter him at all???? Boys.

Rick Daley said...

Did he try the blue mints they have in there? They are awesome.

MrsDixon said...

Boys, Boys, Boys....what are we going to do with them?!

Anne said...

Just be happy you aren't his momma kissing him goodnight! :-) Icky!

gretchen said...

I'm hoping she didn't mention this to little Johnny's mother. I'm pretty sure she's better off not having this information.

mo.stoneskin said...

I've never liked the water that comes out of urinals, it has got a weird taste.

Murr Brewster said...

But Miss JONES. It came with CAKES.

Jeanne said...

So THAT's where potty mouth comes from!

CatLadyLarew said...

And did he also enjoy the free mints they were offering at the urinal?

Naughty Mommy said...

OMG! That's to funny.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

His own special brand of lemonade. Ack!

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Little boys truly come from another planet. Aw, who am I kidding; ALL boys come from another planet!

Greenfingers said...

Lol! Sadly, I do think that some young lazy boys carry on doing this into adolescence to!

mepsipax said...

That's nasty.... but funny, oh so fucking funny.

ChiTown Girl said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth....

Irish Gumbo said...

I can honestly say that I have never done that...although my mom might have different information :)

MommyToTwoBoys said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

magically ordinary said...

That is the best thing I have read all day! Thanks!

Mimi Lenox said...

Bwaaahahaaahaa!!