8/6/10

All this action, and THIS is what made me laugh tonight.

You know the drill people; all the way to the end. (Trust me.)

47 comments:

Michele said...

This is why organized religion makes no sense to me. Faith is something very personal.

Mrs. K said...

loved it - hope you are ok.

Brian Miller said...

haha. i have a love/hate relationship with the church signs in our area...

noexcuses said...

This was great! I do hope that dogs go....I told the kids they would see their hamsters again one day!

Malisa said...

You make me smile!

Terry said...

Ohhh I absolutley loved this!! Thank you thank you for making my night!!

Dawn said...

So this means my pet rock will go to heaven?? Thank goodness!!! I was worried! LOL

Not Bless'ed Mama said...

this is too funny- it cAn't be real!

Casey Freeland said...

Very clever. You can make your own here:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

The signs shown are in the choices on this site, so I assume that's where they came from.

Cheers,

Casey

Snappy Di said...

Religion... booo hissss. Makes no sense.

G said...

That's funny. Battling church signs.

"And in this corner, we have the closeminded Presbyterian church!"

"And in the far corner, wearing the pink polka dots with the lavendar stripes, the formerly close minded Catholic church!"

"Let's get it on!"

WebSavvyMom said...

-->Good thing my dog who died in May was Catholic. Amen.

CatLadyLarew said...

There's a special heaven for dogs... the best one of all. Just sayin.

a Broad said...

I think we are all converting to Catholicism today.
Pup wants to be where we are ......... always !

Lori said...

Never thought I'd say I like the Catholic church. But I like the Catholic church!

Everyday Goddess said...

Dog? God?

Rocks? Skcor?

I'm confused. It's all backwards and forwards.

Heather said...

I'm a proud Catholic and my priest has told my daughter that her dog will go to heaven and be waiting on her so I can say with a certain amount of certainty that the Catholic church believes all living things go to heaven. That being said, I don't know how the other side feels but this had me laughing my ass off.

SkylersDad said...

I don't want to go to a heaven that doesn't have dogs.

Just Me said...

Absolutely hilarious! I have to share this with my husband to give him a good laugh

Bodaciousboomer said...

I really hope this was just a joke. If not, whoever put this up is a giant ass.

ChiTown Girl said...

Oh my hell, the last shot made me laugh out loud!!!!

I don't care if these were "real" or not, they're still funny as hell!!

Joanie M said...

Now that's funny!!!

I wonder if my cats are glad I'm Catholic?

Missy said...

My DH is catholic and has had no luck converting me! This just did it! He thanks you! LOL

Zip n Tizzy said...

Too funny!

TexasRed said...

*snicker*

Jules said...

If dogs don't go to heaven who will keep the cats in order? lol funny, very funny.
Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

Pseudo said...

; -) Loved it.

Hope you are having the time of your life at the conference.

Anonymous said...

姊夫在內地包二奶,我們建議大姊趕緊大陸抓姦
但是大姊一直顧慮而遲遲不願意大陸抓姦...
原本姊夫一個月都會回台灣一次,現在卻已經好幾個月沒有回家了;
面對這情形,大姊終於下定決心委託徵信社大陸抓姦
半個月後徵信社成功的大陸抓姦,姊夫也因為心虛理虧而與二奶分手了;
經過大陸抓姦的事件之後,大姊夫妻的關係總算是穩定下來了!

Anonymous said...

現在很多徵信公司標榜女子偵探女子偵探真的有比較好嗎?
其實女性本身具有體貼、細心的特質,
能夠觀察得更細微,女子偵探不僅能夠讓委託人更加信賴,
經過專業訓練的女子偵探破案能力更是一流!
也難怪,現在許多委託人都指定想要女子偵探服務!

Anonymous said...

知道他有了外遇
面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧
妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧
甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…
妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知
最後,妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…
最後,妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…
最後,妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…

Anonymous said...

外遇蒐證需要技巧,錯誤的外遇蒐證可能會打草驚蛇,
不合法的外遇蒐證行為更可能讓您吃上官司!
外遇蒐證問題您需要專家的協助,
專家為您合法又確實外遇蒐證

Anonymous said...

老公總是說他在加班,但是薪水卻沒有相對的增加,反而支出變得更多,
於是我開始展開外遇調查行動;
我趁著老公睡覺的時候,先對手機進行外遇調查看是否有不尋常的通話,
沒想到手機竟然設定密碼!
於是我外遇調查的行動只好轉向發票明細,
果真,飲料與食物常常都是買兩人份的,我還看到了溫泉旅店的發票!
種種外遇調查的結果,讓我知道老公果然偷吃;
雖然外遇調查讓我知道老公外遇,但是我明白如果戳破反而可能弄巧成拙,
於是我請好友夫妻製造在旅店巧遇的假象,讓老公心虛的自己結束外遇!

Anonymous said...

婚外情究竟是一時的慾望,或婚外情者是一種相見恨晚的愛情?
許多有婚外情的人總是為自己的錯誤的行為尋找合理藉口,
然而真正負責的愛情是不應該建築在別人的痛苦之上!
不能否認的是,許多有婚外情的人總是認為因為自己的婚姻原本就已經存在問題,
然而不可否認的是,大部分的人提出離婚,都是在有了婚外情之後...!

Anonymous said...

婚前徵信是降低離婚率的最好方法!
人難免都想要在情人面前表現出最好的一面,
因此許多婚前以為是天造地設的一對,
婚後才發現對方的真面目而離婚;
這就是因為沒有做婚前徵信的緣故!
婚前徵信可以幫助您更了解對方,
婚前徵信可以告訴您對方隱藏的缺點,
婚前徵信更可以讓您知道所有您想知道的事情;
想要結婚嗎?讓婚前徵信為您的婚姻做把關!

Anonymous said...

面對伴侶通姦,能維護權益的只有您自己!
您可以選擇對通姦伴侶與第三者一起提告,
或者選擇只告通姦其中一人,
然而如果你什麼都不做,
那麼您的權益只會被漠視!
面對伴侶通姦,您不該姑息,
勇敢站出來,給通姦的人應得懲罰!

Anonymous said...

感情挽回需要技巧,大吵大鬧只會把他往第三者推去!
感情挽回需要針對伴侶個性、夫妻問題解決、擊退第三者等方向一一解決,
感情挽回的問題讓專家提供專業協助;
豐富感情挽回經驗、體貼細心諮詢服務,
為您找到正確方法、成功感情挽回

Anonymous said...

徵信的專業責任是協助委託人解決困難,社會上很多不平之事,
例如丈夫外遇甚至逼迫太太離婚,此時就可以尋求徵信的協助;
徵信不僅能夠協助您抓姦蒐證外遇證據,
徵信更可以協助您解決後續談判或者是訴訟的問題。
當您面臨各種問題時,歡迎您與我們徵信公司聯絡!

Anonymous said...

優質徵信協會為您介紹合法徵信社!
徵信協會不僅可以提供委託前的各種諮詢服務、介紹優質業者,
徵信協會更可以在您面臨糾紛時協助您調解!
想要找徵信社卻擔心被當肥羊坑嗎?
徵信協會為您介紹誠信業者!
當您面臨各種委託、糾紛等徵信問題時,
徵信協會給您最公正的協助!

Anonymous said...

網路上徵信社如此之多,又該怎樣知道是否合法?
網頁作的美觀的徵信社並不代表實際規模,
為有實際走一遭,親眼所見才是最真實的!
不要單憑網頁上的資料就輕易委託徵信社
那麼您極有可能落入不肖徵信社的陷阱!
想要選擇徵信社,還是選擇老字號徵信社,最有保障!

Anonymous said...

顫抖著手,我拿不穩那份薄薄的離婚協議書
早知道他的出軌,癡心的守候最後他終究還是想要離婚
朋友勸我抓姦,但是我擔心他一氣之下會決裂的提出離婚要求
我愛他,願意作出一切只為挽回
所以我等、我默不吭聲、我在他面前強顏歡笑
多少夜裡,他用敷衍的藉口不歸
而我假裝相信,卻淚濕了枕頭...
顫抖著手,我拿不穩那份薄薄的離婚協議書
啞著聲音,我告訴他我絕對不會離婚去成全他們
只是,我不知道不離婚,懲罰的是他們,還是我自己...

tera said...

(Apparently Anonymous Asian liked this a lot!) :)

Very cute. My personal take is if God created all these creatures they should all get a place in heaven.

Except mosquitoes.

tamilyn said...

I agree with Tera-no mosquitos...or snakes....or gators....but my dogs and cats, yes.

Made me laugh!

apathy lounge said...

Oh. My. God! I'm laughing myself sick. I SO needed this today.

Brenda Susan said...

Very funny. And I'm kinda glad I can't read the Asian comments!

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Finally something that makes me laugh by the CAtholic Church! Lately they have just been making me madder than hell!

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

that is awesome. and that is all. :)

Fragrant Liar said...

HAHAHA, just now saw this. Hysterical, Vodka.