First, a word of advice - When making life changing decision, be sure to do it at the most stressful and emotional time of year. (Another indicator that I am indeed Polish.)
So, in the spirit of my need to laugh, here’s a story from last year.
We do sharing every morning after our greeting. It gives me a good laugh, and helps us get to know each other.
Celia: “My brother’s eye is swollen and we don’t know why.”
Steven: “My brother was swollen one time in his private parts (pointing to his crotch). It was his BALL!! It got all big and purple! It looked like a big purple grape!
Me: Uh. Okay. Well. Sharing is over...
(Now, who wants to do my shopping for me?)