Some stories are worth sharing twice. (or twenty times.)

First, a word of advice - When making life changing decision, be sure to do it at the most stressful and emotional time of year. (Another indicator that I am indeed Polish.)

So, in the spirit of my need to laugh, here’s a story from last year.

We do sharing every morning after our greeting. It gives me a good laugh, and helps us get to know each other.

Celia: “My brother’s eye is swollen and we don’t know why.”

Steven: “My brother was swollen one time in his private parts (pointing to his crotch). It was his BALL!! It got all big and purple! It looked like a big purple grape!

Me: Uh. Okay. Well. Sharing is over...

(Now, who wants to do my shopping for me?)


Captain Dumbass said...

That one will always be funny.

Gigi said...

That's the thing with little ones - they don't have a filter. And that is what makes conversation with them hilarious!

Maggie May said...

it was a BALL!!!

thank you for that!

MJ's doghouse said...

i think i am going to go to the local kindergarden class and ask if they need help...you have made me feel the need...lol

J.J. in L.A. said...

You should've asked, "What happened to the other ball?" ; )

Joanie said...

Hahah!! Reminds me of the time my 6 year old daughter told me her brother's friend got poison ivy on his DICK!!! I nearly lost it!!

Sue said...

Everyone loves a good "ball" joke, especially me, after answering some dandy questions while working with the public all day! They kind of are similiar to little kids in so many ways. I too, once went through a life changing decision between Thanksgiving and Christmas about ten years ago! It was awesome, just added a tad more to the already overloaded holiday festivities!!

Take care, Sue

Cheryl D. said...

The things that come out of kids' mouths.

Kinda scary!

Kyddryn said...

You know, one upside to being broker than a politician's prmoise is...there's no shopping.

I made a gift or two and recycled another one or two, but that was it for me.

I won't shop for you, but I'll make you a nice post-shopping adult type beverage if you want to come to Casa de Crazy to collect it...

Shade and Sweetwater,

DB Stewart said...

Yup little kids = TMI but they sure are funny.

Sharon Rose said...

Sounds to me like "The Grapes of Wrath" took on a whole new meaning. LOL

Sunny said...

The only way to make life changing decision is to make them at the most stressful and emotional time.... otherwise those decisions would never occur.

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