2/2/11

Watch out everyone, Frank has a twin.



My very good friend (here in OREGON) works in a kindergarten classroom across town in the catholic school called “Our Lady of All That is Holy”.


We often swap stories, and I’m convinced that her little George is Frank’s doppelganger. (If they come within fifty feet of each other I’m pretty sure the world would explode.)


I offer George’s latest volley.



Sister Eileen: “Boys and girls, you are all perfect. God created you without any mistakes; everything is as it should be.”


George, “The butt is a mistake. It's not perfect at all. I can't wipe all the poop out where it is. It's on backwards!”


Alice, “George! I know how to help! Just use baby wipes!”




It’s comforting to know that even Sister Eileen had to step into the hall to compose herself.


And Frank? I believe the ball is in your court.

32 comments:

slow panic said...

game on boys. game on

Vodka Logic said...

I have no words.. that is classic..and smart boy

duffylou said...

Things sure have changed. Used to not be able to say "poop" in front of a nun.

magdalena viktoria said...

he's totally right.

Mrs. E said...

I thought for sure he was going to say his butt was cracked! I'm not sure Frank is going to be able to top that one!

Trish@Show and Tell said...

George is right. And, quite "Frankly", I think he should take his complaint right to the top.
I've personally found that it's never too late for body parts to be rearranged. In fact, the older I get, the more it just seems to happen.

Trish
x

Sammi said...

WOW, now that was a funny one. It always amazes me what will come out of the mouths of children.

Gigi said...

LOL!!! That is hilarious - poor Sister Eileen. I bet they teach you how to keep a straight face (until you reach the hall) in nun school.

Joanie said...

Oh Lord! There are two of them!

Pastor Sharon said...

Well, looky here!
Frank's got himself a bit of competition!

Can you imagine? The nun that comes to my mind is the "Reverend Mother" from Sister Act.

I cannot imagine having to be that serious in front of George. I would be de-frocked! LOL

Suzy said...

Well for starters, the butt IS on backwards.

a Broad said...

"It's one backwards " .. he will grow up to be a Doctor.

Voices in My Head said...

Please let us all know should you ever plan a meeting between George and Frank. I, for one, want to be there!

MiMi said...

Oh...my...holy...what? I don't even know what to say. That's too freaking funny!

Kimberly said...

Now that there are two of them, does that mean we get twice the funnies? I hope so...Frank stories make my day. George stories can only make my day even better.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Pure genious!

Deidre said...

Hilarious.

Seriously, funny. I am sure Frank can get the win though - surely?

HeidiLee said...

Thank you, I am almost done choking....my fault, I realize...there are just some blogs you read without eating or drinking at the same time....

Rima said...

He totally has a point.

Lynn MacDonald said...

Omg that's funny...I really don't remember my kids being so damn funny.I guess the ratio is 1 frank/George for every 30 kids or so. That's a LOT!!!

Mellodee said...

Well, I'm sure George is cute and all, and I know he was actually pointing out a fallacy in what Sr. E. said,nevertheless, Frank's twin??? Seriously??? No, I don't think so. Just a little reminder or two:

*This is the child who wore his brother's glasses all day long!

*This is the kid that does gymnastics in the hallway first thing in the morning.

*This is the kid that said, "I'm not sick. Boogers just clog up my holes and make me talk funny."

*“Frank!! Was that a burp?” I asked. “Nope. It was a fart that came outta my mouf.”

*This is the kid that informed the entire class that his cat was having her U-TER-US removed, so there would be no babies.

You can be pretty sure that if Frank had the conversation with Sr. Eileen, it might just have forced her into the Cloister where there are no 5 year olds at all!

George? Well, I think we all know that he's a slow second to our boy, Frank!!!

Love that kid!

That Janie Girl said...

I love me some boys like that. They make my world go round.

Of course, they're a little older.

apathy lounge said...

I love it that kids have no filter. It makes for such lively conversation. And excellent blog posts. I think you're right NOT to let these two near an open flame.

Brian Miller said...

you know...he has a point...

Adrienne said...

He does have a point. The whole pooping thing in general seems imperfect to me. haha

Cheryl D. said...

That is hilarious!

Elaine said...

Classic.

CSY said...

Oh wow! I don't think I would've been able to make it to the hall...well, that and my bladder would've exploded from laughing so hard! <3 FRANK!!! And George!

SkylersDad said...

I agree about the baby wipes!

Wait, did that just come out or did I just think it...

Captain Dumbass said...

I just want to know where I can get the flying nun hat, because that would be fantastic at work.

Sarah said...

Oh that is too funny!!

Amy said...

He does have a point! Just make sure the two never ever ever meet! I'm not sure the world could take the amount of laughter that would result!!!