3/11/11

We've all got SOME kind of allergies.

Overheard in a reading group at Smith Elementary, here in Oregon...

We got on the topic of allergies and one of my girls said, "Yeah, my dad is allergic to my mom's hair spray. Every time he gets near her he gets an allergic erection."



"Um, do you mean reaction? Allergic reaction?"



"Maybe...it was something like that."





(Yeah, it's a re-post. But I STILL laugh about it.)

19 comments:

Catherine said...

Thanks for the laugh.

Scope said...

If getting snazzed up gives Daddy an "allergic erection", Mommy better be taking her "allergy medicine". ;-)

Cora said...

Ohhhh, hairspray! So THAT is what causes it!

Joanie said...

Hahaha!!! Love it!

Jeff D'Antonio said...

Yeah, I get those all the time. I think I'm allergic to hot women.

Amy said...

Love this! Great for a laugh this morning!

duffylou said...

Can you pull her aside and ask her what brand of hair spray mommy uses?

Don't judge! A girl needs to use every weapon in the arsenal.

Brian Miller said...

um...yeah that has nothing to do with hairspray...but if it last longer than 4 hours i hear you are supposed to see a physician....

Karen @ Scobberlotch said...

Laughing so hard my dog is looking at me wonky! Tried explaining the joke to her, but her humor tastes are more refined than mine.

MiMi said...

I myself have allergic erections all the time. It must be Oregon.

Anna See said...

I hate it when that happens.

Pastor Sharon said...

So it's the hairspray. I always thought it was my looks. Well, I'll have to see what hair spray is best. LOL

SkylersDad said...

When I get an allergic erection I have a hard time not rubbing it.

Oh you knew somebody was going to go there so stop groaning!

Gigi said...

So glad you re-posted this as I never saw it the first time!!!

Julie said...

OMG... that is hilarious.

What's even funnier is that I had to read it twice... the first time I read it so quickly that I didn't even get it.

*thud*

sheena@sophistishe.com said...

I am choking! That was hilarious!!

Lynn MacDonald said...

Maybe that's the problem with me and my husband. I don't use hairspray.

Casey Freeland said...

By that logic, I'm allergic to everything a out my wife. Sorry, that was inappropriate. But not enough to delete it, so here we are.

Cheers,

Casey

zeus said...

"Hey Babe can u keep buying that hairspray, i wont need these pills anymore"...lol....great post