Having a horrible memory has its moments.

“Frank!! Was that a burp?” I asked.

“Nope. It was a fart that came outta my mouf.”

Guess who I miss?

sniff. sniff. You guessed it. My life feels somewhat empty.

And surprisingly, a tad more relaxed.


ChiTown Girl said...

OMG, I SO get this. I was going through my camera yesterday, and came across a picture I took of me and my "Frank" from last year. It actually made me tear up.

Brian Miller said...

aww...if you need someone to fart or burp for you just to make you feel better....

Cheryl D. said...

The summer will be over before you know it and you'll have a new Frank in your class! That's why you have that job and I don't!

Mellodee said...

We should have had a betting pool on how many days after the end of school it would take until you started to miss our little Frank and Stanley and.... :)

That Janie Girl said...

Heck, I miss Frank, and I'm how many hours away?

That kid is seriously funny!

Anonymous said...

Why American men should boycott American women


I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.


Leslie said...

Have you warned the first grade teachers?

Gigi said...

I think Frank is one of those that will stay in your heart forever!

I see the Boycott American Women spammer is back. *sigh*

Scope said...

I'm sure his mother would be GLAD to send him your way for a few hours a day.

"'s name is "Frank" and he was confused!

noexcuses said...

I'm glad you are relazing; you so deserve it! Why is it that boys/men have no problem ripping one anywhere, anytime? My Edwina is so trying to join that club!

Have a great weekend!

Joanie said...

Aw! Don't fret. You'll meet a new Frank in September... guaranteed!

Notes From ABroad said...

That idiot boycott american women could use a few lessons from Frank.. idiot.

I miss Frank too.

Anonymous said...

There's always looping. At the very least could we have a Frank update every once in a while?

Sue said...

It would be so tough to let the little ones go, and test their wings after having them a whole school year! At least you have the comfort in knowing you taught them to fly! I LOVE "Boycott American Women" rant above ;0) I wish him the best!

Take care, Sue

Ellie Mae said...

Awww, I miss Frank, too! Enjoy your relaxing Frank-less summer.

Joanna Jenkins said...

I wonder who Frank's farting on this summer ;-)
xo jj

Alexandra said...

Boy, for not liking AMerican women, this guy sure spends a lot of time at our blogs.

Anonymous said...

Aww...sweet! You never realize the most trivial things in life, for which you may miss someone..LOL!!

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