I'm heading to summer school this morning. I'm subbing for a teacher (I won't admit she's an old STUDENT of mine) who is out for the week.
Remember last summer? I am hoping that I smile as often as I did then. (And I will surely see some fabulous shoes...)
This was one of my favorites...
Our friend Abe ran into summer school this morning SO excited about his weekend trip.
"Mrs. Smythe, I was in NEW YORK CITY! Did you remember?"
"Yes, I did! How was the trip?"
He proceeded to tell us about the "very" boats, going to the top of the Emfire State Building, and the amazing hotel they stayed in.
"We stayed in a fancy hotel. It was super fancy!"
"So, Abe, was the the best part of the trip?" I asked, as is recommended in the teacher handbook.
"You wanna know the best part? I didn't even have to wipe my butt. The whole time! There was a little shower for your butt in the bathroom. It was the coolest thing ever."
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Now THAT is a fancy hotel!
And Kudos to you and Abe... you got me to laugh out loud before I've even had coffee!
my butt does not like showers, not like that...
HA!! Sounds like summer school is off to a good start!
And I thought only the little people said such awesome things!
Too funny! Gotta love those butt showers and those fancy hotels... makes for great conversation! How did the shoes look? ;)
For a second there, I thought Abe had some serious explaining to do!
Just don't shake hands with the boy...
Wishing you even more smiles this summer!
When are you coming back to NYC?? Call me!
It's always the little things we remember!
I so needed that today. The laugh, not the butt shower.
Bring Abe down here with you and visit me. We have those fancy showers for your butt too.
love
well now, at least we know his arse is ferry clean.... yeah, i know that was cheesy - oh well...
This is hysterical! I hope you have many more "Abe-isms!"
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That gave me a giggle just before lights out! Love this one!
I'm snorting! I was thinking "a little traveler's stomach problem"???? I should have known better!
Haha, that's hysterical!
Sounds like he had a great time!
So how much does one o' those butt showers cost, anyway? Think I'm in the market.
Well now I just want a butt shower...
Frank's brother?
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