The girls and I were sitting around the table the other night, engaged in some kind of heated discussion. Bitchy stopped suddenly and looked at me.
“Mother,” she said sternly, “Sassy and I have decided that it’s time you started dating.”
"We also decided that you have to join either Match.com or E-harmony. Also, dinners only- no funny business," she added while wagging her finger at me.
“YEAH!” shouted Sassy. “Nothing crazy. The last thing I want to do is picture my mother getting it on with somebody. Ewww.”
That’s funny, cause I tend to think the same thing about THEM.