Okay, let’s do a quick recap, shall we?
FIRST, I was brought into the principal’s office for the great news that I was now a member of the teacher relocation program. I would be swiftly and painfully removed from my room and grade and my destination was a top TOP secret secret.
THEN, I came home from school Monday to find every sink, tub and basement full of water. After two hours with two burly gentlemen from Rotor Rooter, I was informed that the problems SURELY involved the septic tank, and that they would return to COMPLETE and maybe fix the crazy mess they had created after the septic people showed up. (I spent the night with a carpet cleaner sucking up what was ONCE water but now resembled disgusting gravy from most of the downstairs carpeting.
I woke up this morning, gathered my things to go shower at a friend’s house when I looked at the BRAND NEW CAR I was leasing – whose payment I just missed cause I have NO MONEY in my account. NONE.
Flat tire. TOTALLY and REALLY flat.
(AAA, please tell me that you’ll fix my tire for free………)
Oh, can someone call my school and tell them I’ll be late? I’m not too afraid of being fired- cause I’m pretty sure I don’t TECHNICALLY work there anymore.
(Pssst… I’m Mr. Murphy’s illegitimate daughter. But even HE wouldn’t’ claim me right about now.)