I'm waiting for Golden Boy to be dropped off, and have been reading old posts while preparing to delete some...and came across this lovely reminder about why I love my boy so....
Today’s conversation with Golden Boy (11) in Dick's Sporting Goods.
“Mom, come here! I found the goggles I want. They’re over where they keep the “protection.”
I looked at him, “Protection? PROTECTION??? What do you mean protection???”
“You know, with the jock straps, cups and jock straps. “
Oh Lord I was trying SO hard not to laugh…
“I guess you need to protect your eyes, and your junk in your trunk.” He added.
“Junk in your TRUNK?” I said, wide-eyed.
“ Yeah. My JUNK. The junk in my TRUNK!”
“Honey, if your JUNK is in your TRUNK, then we’ve got bigger problems than finding goggles….”
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5 comments:
hahaha...yep...i dont know if that is anatomically possible....for most...
lol! his junk in his trunk! he's keeping it in the wrong location!
Ahhh... how the young ones misunderstand sometimes.
I remember telling my mom I wanted my carpet to match my drapes thinking it meant that my bra and underwear matched. Was QUITE embarrassed when I was informed otherwise!LOL
My 12 year old is so funny too. He says the funniest things. (I kind of miss him today. He is still at camp)
Hope you have a great time with him.
Your boy sure is funny. I'm amaze of how the kid's minds work. They come up with outrageous ideas.
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